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Jamieson 

A guy who knows how to speak. A man who could sell water to an ocean, or talk a nun out of her clothes. He's not a con-artist, but he could acquire even the most skeptical person's confidence. He's not a politician although he does represent investors. He's the type of guy who gets shit done. A real go-getter, a smooth operating elusive gentlemen. That's not to say he can't be reached for he has been described as what some may call a womanizer. His last name usually starts with a "K", but it is not "Kool" as one might expect from a fellow with such a calm demeanor. He is sexy, and it has often been said that he is well endowed.
Anonymous 1: Who was that guy?

Anonymous 2: Oh, that was just Jamieson.

Anonymous 1: Well, I just let Jamieson borrow the car. Funny, I didn't even think to ask him his name. What was he doing here anyways?

Anonymous 2: He was an inspector.

Anonymous 1: An inspector of what?

Anonymous 2: Ok, fine. I slept with him. I'm sorry he was just sooo charismatic.

Anonymous 1: Well, You know? I'm literally not even mad right now. That guy was pretty much a badass. I totally couldn't have stopped you. If one guy was gonna sleep with my wife; that would be the guy. You've got good taste. That means I'm a keeper too.

Jamieson (from afar): I just saved their marriage.

James Jamerson 

The original grand-daddy of electric bass. Even legendary Jaco Pastorius was influenced by him along with many other greats like Paul McCartney, Jack Bruce, John Entwistle, Geddy Lee ect. One of the most important factor for Motown's success, he played bass like nobody did before improvising lines, injecting soul and bringing in the groove while using nothing more than his pointer finger. It's being said he never changed strings or cleaned the frets to keep the raw sound of "sweat and dirt infested wood and steel" intact. An epitome, he was a true professionals playing whats required of bass players, that is support the song rather than being a showboat playing the so called lead bass crap which Victor Wooten, Stanley Clarke, Billy Sheehan, Bootsy Collins, Les Claypool and the likes do nowadays. Actually I like that also and never intend to take the brilliance away from these masters, yet I think James Jamerson is the one who started popular electric bass playing. Sadly, Berry Gordy exploited him and he was not able to adapt to the fast changing needs of the music industry leading an obscured life uncredited for all the greatness he deserved. James departed this miserable planet in 1983 due to excessive alcoholism, but as time went by his genius was discovered and even a documentary was made on him and the Funk Brothers (the Motown band of the 60s). Today he is considered one of the greatest bassists who ever lived. Respect & RIP JJ.
New bass freak: Who played bass in Marvin Gaye's Whats going on?
Old timer: James Jamerson
New bass freak: Wtf, I always thought Jenna Jameson was only a pornstar.
Old timer: JAMES JAMERSON you idiot (and shoots himself)

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James Jamerson by Dr.Sperm June 21, 2011
Literally meaning "son of James". Though originally a surname from Scotland and Ireland, Jamison is also used as a first name by parents who fear the name "James Jr." will doom their child to a career as a mechanic or garbage man (as is the fate of most "Juniors".) All men named Jamison have been found to be highly intelligent, funny, charming, classy, gorgeous and sexy as hell. Unfortunately they also have a mean streak and one should fear for their lives if they acquire any enemies named Jamison. He will kill you and bury you in the woods...then go screw your girlfriend.
Jamison is amazing. Enough said.
Jamison by JadedJay August 2, 2008
Jamison is an amazing guy. A life saver. When you feel as if there is no point to living any more, he will sweep in and give you hope. He'll make you feel special.
Jamison is the most amazing guy I have ever met.
Jamison by lovedbysomeone October 18, 2013
A really sweet, nice, and athletic guy. He is also very funny and is fun to be around. Be careful around him, he will easily steal your heart.
Aww look it's Jamison! He steals my heart every time I see him.
Jamison, a sweet,kind,and amazing guy who is a perfect friend.He is sensitive to some things but can always make you smile.He has a great sense of humor and will make you happy.He hates to hurt people, make them sad, and doesn't like seeing you cry.He is very trustworthy and will always be there for you.
That's my best friend, he sure is a Jamison.
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