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Jamieson 

A guy who knows how to speak. A man who could sell water to an ocean, or talk a nun out of her clothes. He's not a con-artist, but he could acquire even the most skeptical person's confidence. He's not a politician although he does represent investors. He's the type of guy who gets shit done. A real go-getter, a smooth operating elusive gentlemen. That's not to say he can't be reached for he has been described as what some may call a womanizer. His last name usually starts with a "K", but it is not "Kool" as one might expect from a fellow with such a calm demeanor. He is sexy, and it has often been said that he is well endowed.
Anonymous 1: Who was that guy?

Anonymous 2: Oh, that was just Jamieson.

Anonymous 1: Well, I just let Jamieson borrow the car. Funny, I didn't even think to ask him his name. What was he doing here anyways?

Anonymous 2: He was an inspector.

Anonymous 1: An inspector of what?

Anonymous 2: Ok, fine. I slept with him. I'm sorry he was just sooo charismatic.

Anonymous 1: Well, You know? I'm literally not even mad right now. That guy was pretty much a badass. I totally couldn't have stopped you. If one guy was gonna sleep with my wife; that would be the guy. You've got good taste. That means I'm a keeper too.

Jamieson (from afar): I just saved their marriage.

Danny Jamieson 

A very sexy guy who appeared on The Real World: Austin. He won me over from the first look, although he's a little known for getting his face damn near broken by a gang fight.
Danny Jamieson, call me and I'd suck your dick so hard you'll be seeing pink for weeks.
Danny Jamieson by Sucks Dick April 9, 2007

jamielantz ortiz 

A Jamielantz Ortiz is a name for girls. There are a lot of Jamielantz' on earth but only one is the most ideal and perfect girl. Jamies’ are very fun to be friends with, and they are actual goddesses. Beauty and brains, nothing less, nothing more. It's rare to encounter a Jamielantz in your life so if you cross-paths with a Jamielantz, never let her go and value her like a diamond.
Person: “Woah is she an angel?”
Me: “No she’s just a Jamielantz Ortiz.”
jamielantz ortiz by taekook's wife September 28, 2018

Jamieson Vitamins 

This is a sexy brand of vitamins that will forever kill youXP
Alexis "Hey let's get some vitamins!"
Kirsten"How about Jamieson Vitamins ?"
Jamieson"Vitamins aren't healthy:P"
Jamieson Vitamins by KatieJames June 19, 2009

Jamieson 

1. Someone who never misses a meal

2. Someone who always makes sure he gets fed
That guy's always first in the lunch queue hes such a Jamieson
What a J amieson, she always eats 3 good meals a day, i wish i coudl be as healthy as her
Jamieson by DrHugsNStuff August 10, 2010

jamesandlilysupremacy 

jamesandlilysupremacy is a tik tok account
my favourite tik tok account is jamesandlilysupremacy
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