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Jakebeard 

An ideal beard, perfect and glorious in it's facial warmth and splendor
Women can't grow a Jakebeard, since they can't handle the awesome
Jakebeard by Nickrofuckus April 30, 2008

Jamember 

Do you remember??
"Jamember" last night
Jamember by Heff660 July 18, 2012

Jamzzpearml 

Something that sounds weird but somehow funny. Also can be a name, idk why tho
Can be a response to anything
Person A: *says something random*
Person B: Jamzzpearml moment
Jamzzpearml by KLLHYSBDBBSE April 21, 2021

enzo jamesbarry 

a dumb little asshole that plays trombone

kinda hot doe
her: god why are you being such an enzo Jamesbarry?
him: fucking dies
enzo jamesbarry by gamerman300 April 12, 2020

Jarebear 

When someone fucks up big time or bush leagues big time. One calls it a jerbear. Also when you slur your words not-on-purpose and have the coordination of a drunk Tomasso Martino. A common way to be called a jarebear is to rub your nutless nutsack on your mothers chest then fall down 20 flights of stairs repeatedly in hopes of saving your life that obviously has been in the crapper since you were born. If you are commonly made fun of because you lack the abillity to remember 3 simple digits to your locker combination and your handed a key instead(which you end up losing), and you insist on trying to tie the velcros on your shoes in hopes of fitting it, then you might be a jarebear.
Kid:"Hey you, Jarebear wanna make out"

Accused Jarebear: "Ew no, you must be a cubs fan"
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Kid: "JAREBEAR"
Accused Jarebear: you fwaann flight?, <trips and breaks his glasses"
Accused Jarebear: AHH, I CAN SHEE without my GLASSHES.

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A Jarebear: HEY COACH PETERS, LOL i bet i can beat you in bashketball.

C.P: Jerry, did your crap your pants again, i cant take you anywhere, you embarrass yourself.

jamiebear 

A curious creature.
Part squirrel, penguin, and jungle cat.
Walks about in an upright position with a twinkle in his eyes.
The jamiebear is a species ONLY compatible with the Maddiebear.
"Look! There's the Jamiebear! It looks as if he is ready to mate with the Maddiebear!!"
jamiebear by Maddiebear March 30, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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