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Jarebear 

When someone fucks up big time or bush leagues big time. One calls it a jerbear. Also when you slur your words not-on-purpose and have the coordination of a drunk Tomasso Martino. A common way to be called a jarebear is to rub your nutless nutsack on your mothers chest then fall down 20 flights of stairs repeatedly in hopes of saving your life that obviously has been in the crapper since you were born. If you are commonly made fun of because you lack the abillity to remember 3 simple digits to your locker combination and your handed a key instead(which you end up losing), and you insist on trying to tie the velcros on your shoes in hopes of fitting it, then you might be a jarebear.
Kid:"Hey you, Jarebear wanna make out"

Accused Jarebear: "Ew no, you must be a cubs fan"
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Kid: "JAREBEAR"
Accused Jarebear: you fwaann flight?, <trips and breaks his glasses"
Accused Jarebear: AHH, I CAN SHEE without my GLASSHES.

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A Jarebear: HEY COACH PETERS, LOL i bet i can beat you in bashketball.

C.P: Jerry, did your crap your pants again, i cant take you anywhere, you embarrass yourself.
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A little Asian bear that one would love to snuggle up with.
Oh, my JereBear is so cute and cuddly, I just ADORE him!
JereBear by Goshers January 19, 2010
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jare bear 

Wow! he was totally jare bear!
jare bear by tonelktony November 6, 2006

Jakebeard 

An ideal beard, perfect and glorious in it's facial warmth and splendor
Women can't grow a Jakebeard, since they can't handle the awesome
Jakebeard by Nickrofuckus April 30, 2008

Jare Bear 

a polar bear native to E-Town New York that has a lot of money, shits gold bricks, has big muscles and has been tamed by the wicked ice bitch of the north.
Jared is a gay rights activist Jare Bear
Jare Bear by TMiiiiiiiiitch June 21, 2011
Something many claim to be but unfortunately are unable to follow through with the code of the JereBear.

The JereBear code.
1. You respect women. No exceptions unless that bitch cheats on you!
2. Spread love like it was going out of style (mainly to women)
3. No homosexuals can be JereBears. Sorry but that's life
4. Always treat a woman like she was your woman. That way if you're available she will know that you are the shit and all other guys are just turd shits.
5. JereBears don't cheat. Straight up
6. "Bros before hoes" applies to all JereBears unless it's your woman
7. You are not a bitch and will not take shit from a woman even one you have a high level of respect for
8. Don't cheat on your woman especially if she's amazing.
9. Don't cheat on your woman even if she is cheating on you.
10. Cheating is not tolerated by a JereBear. You must immediately break off the relationship if she cheats. Both offenders are at fault. ONE EXCEPTION is if it was completely forced at which point you will gather all strength and will power, hook up with some friends, and beat the living shit out of the dude who messed with your woman.
11. Your name MUST BE JEREMY!!!!
That guy is so smooth with the ladies. He must be a JereBear
JereBear by The1ThatOwnz April 26, 2011

Jare-bear 

an affectionate name given to a friend named Jared

a crazy stalker, bunny boiler, who constantly sexts/harasses multiple girls in an attempt to get "serviced"
"Jare-Bear keeps texting me to hook up, but he was doing the same thing to suzie last week."
Jare-bear by cabknhr February 15, 2009
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