Jambus 

An anus that has been torn or stretched out to large proportions.

Paul got a big jambus from having too much intercourse with Tim.

Jambus by Igor_69 November 5, 2009

Jamius 

One of the most realest niggas you’ll ever meet. One of a kind some never before seen shit like sliced bread or Michael Jordan. Don’t let that nigga reach final form I’m telling you

Jamius? That nigga legendary asf

Jamius by Big Gucci Tyrin August 2, 2019

jambushed 

When one unwittingly opens a Myspace page and is surprised by the music loaded onto the profile. This usually occurs when the subject's speakers are at an above normal volume, but wasn't previously listening to something. Often a furious and spastic search ensues to close the offending page.

In some cases, a Myspace profile will have more than one song loaded onto it. The resulting sound can be described as no less than an aural car accident.

I opened her myspace up and went back to finish the e-mail I was writing, only to have a good 20 seconds of Fall Out Boy at an earsplitting volume.

Cracker got Jambushed!

jambushed by zak Stevens October 1, 2007

Jambos 

Edinburgh (Scotland) slang for Heart of Midlothian Football Club, or "Hearts" for short. The nickname Jambos comes from the rhyming slang Hearts - Jam tarts. A bit silly, but there you go.
The singular, Jambo, is often used offensively by supporters of rival Edinburgh team Hibernian, or "Hibs" or "Hibees" (pronounced Hybees).
Like many cities, the rivalry between local football clubs can be intense, and although some might say it's "just in jest", the language used to describe supporters of the rival team can be offensive.
So: Hearts fans sometimes describe Hibs fans (Hibees) in derogatory terms, and Hibs supporters do likewise with Hearts fans.
As an unbiased observer. and looking through the posts in this dictionary from people who have written "definitions" which are nothing more than insults, and don't even explain what they're talking about; there are more insults written by "Hibees" about "Jambos" than there are vice versa. Furthermore, Some of the "Hibees" have written "definitions" of themselves which are self ingratiating and self congratulatory. On balance it looks to me like it is the "Hibees" who lose at the diplomacy game!
Btw The Urban Dictionary guidelines/rules state that inside jokes will be rejected, so that, and the fact that these posts contain no actual definition, should be enough to have them removed from the dictionary. On the other hand, they represent a record which tells a story!

"Come on the Jambos!" (Chanted at a football match.)

Jambos by LostInAField December 4, 2017

jambul

dumbass bitches with mad staring problems.

who the fuck is that hyna? oh its just anotha muthafuckin jambul.

jambul by la shy gurl March 29, 2008

Jambassador 

An over-the-top fanatic of Jamba Juice, aggressively promoting the dietary benefits to anyone within earshot. Typicallt sneers at diets of energy drinks, Good & Plentys, licorice, and donuts.

Pam: You really should give up the Monster drinks and switch to something healthy, like Jamba Juice.
Mark: Wow. You're such a Jambassador. Give it a rest.

Jambassador by just_warming_up September 10, 2009

jambuster 

From Manitoba, Canada, it means a Jelly filled donut.

The filling squirted out, as he ate the Jambuster.

jambuster by Kody B August 3, 2004