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jalepeno by crazy cheryl January 18, 2009
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Jalepeño Popper
Cooking with jalepeños and not getting all the juice off your hands, then later that night fingering a woman. It makes her curl up in a ball and just want to die. It's basically like setting her vagina on fire.
John: Dude, last night I accidentally gave Emma a jalepeño popper.
Justin: Oh man, no way! Did she cry? That must have burned so bad!
Justin: Oh man, no way! Did she cry? That must have burned so bad!
Jalepeño Popper by Clever Girl February 11, 2013
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Jalepeno Hangover
Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially jalepenos.
me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a jalepeno hangover.
boss: I think we need to talk about your jalepeno problem.
me: I can stop anytime I want.
boss: I think we need to talk about your jalepeno problem.
me: I can stop anytime I want.
Jalepeno Hangover by Kronite March 22, 2008
jalepeno poopers
Michael went to taco bell and got jalepeno poopers.
These jalepeno poopers make my ass feel live lava.
These jalepeno poopers make my ass feel live lava.
jalepeno poopers by Thugz-Bunny March 24, 2009
jalepeno ass
The burning sensation in your lower intestines, butthole and crack upon defecation that feels like an actual jalepeno exiting the body. This typically follows a spicy meal that probably contained jalepenos.
Also See Explosive Diarrhea
Also See Explosive Diarrhea
jalepeno ass by Capt Craptacular September 28, 2006
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