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Jalalabad Jumper Cable 

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first
"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."

Jalalalala

n. exclamation made by tribal persons in reverence of triumph.
After a victory in battle, the warriors all came together and exclaimed "jalalalala" with triumph.
Jalalalala by fernandot February 6, 2010

jakalala 

you're such a fishwife. JAKALALA
jakalala by johnjosephtony November 5, 2010

Jalalabad 

A sexual act which involves inserting

the thumb into the vagina whilst inserting the index finger into the anus. The finger and thumb and then pressed together in a circular motion.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a jalalabad and she loved it.
Jalalabad by BabyFederer May 4, 2020

jalasalamangoberry 

its a salamangos jangleberries
look man that salamangos jangleberries are red and inflamed
jalasalamangoberry by senior nutz August 28, 2003

jalalabad 

somehting, extreme like, small, big, fat, huge
your moms tits are as big as jalalabad!
jalalabad by mitchel bailey May 4, 2005