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Big hench bloke who is also a millionaire
Who's that?
That's Jakubie
Jakubie by 1mr_green July 27, 2022
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This kid is an absolute god, they give off the "Bad Boy" type of vibes, but secretly are very soft-hearted. Watch out for Jakubec
Person 1: Whoa who is that over there they seem so sketchy?
Person 2: Nah bro, that's just Jakubec, get used to it.
Person 1: Whoa, i wanna be that cool.
Jakubec by CadoAvo January 7, 2021
Loves people can get embarrassing and falls inlove with Virginia 💙
He loves people and family jakobie
Jakobie by Jsvusbdvjd May 23, 2019
The stinky sweat under folds of fat on an extremely obese woman.
Oh my God! I know this is a gym but someone smells like some serious jakubek in here.
A Jakobien is a very ambitious AND emancipated girl, they never give up. They always go for it, they care a lot for others. Jakobiens also rarely confess they need help or are in pain, except it really hurts. So when you hear a Jakobien is in pain, they really are
Person 1: “Omg that girl I met at the women’s rights protest wants to become a doctor!”

Person 2: “She is such a Jakobien, right?”
jakobien by Elle Sewlynn November 21, 2021
I think jakobie is peak
Jakobie by Jakobie Callaway April 29, 2022

jakubsexual

Sexually attracted to anyone named Jakub
I love Jakub. So I am jakubsexual
jakubsexual by Jakihaki December 27, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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