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Jokūbas 

Jokūbas is a good friend, plus he can sometimes offer you candy. But actualy he is secretly ripped.
Shit! Jokūbas is gonna pound the crap out of me!
Jokūbas by Loller! July 9, 2020
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Jokūbas 

He is the alpha male of all alpha males, the Jokūbas cock is usually 11-12 inches and he is ripped.
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Jokūbas 

He is a very good friend and he pulls girls. Jokūbas the most loyal person you will meet. And he’s smart
Jokūbas is a very good person.
Jokūbas by Sick play! November 21, 2021
Epic games. Secret jarvis brother. Likes vbucks
Jokubas is an epic gamer
jokubas by PenisCheck November 25, 2019
A sweet brown-haired boy with sharp, handsome facial features. A smile catching anyone's attention, and a voice captivating everyone's hearts. His humour will lift your spirits, and his presence will make every day a memorable one. He has a sharp mind fit to wonder into areas of knowledge that no one else considers, a great man to learn new things from. His strong opinions and self-assurance will inspire you, an example of someone not afraid to stand for what they believe in while still remaining open-minded.
P1:"hey do you know Jokubas?"
P2:"yeah man what a great guy."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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