jakeoff 

A Jakeoff is a margherita pizza with no salami or olives no cheese no sauce just the base

That guy is such a jakeoff no salami or olive just the base

jakeoff by Boring plane June 5, 2018

Jakeoff 

A person who has criticized someones tweets and comments as stupidity and ridiculousness....but suddenly has the winners giggles now and makes just as stupid ridiculous and divisive tweets and comments

What a Jakeoff....shows he is just as bad as the target of his criticism

Jakeoff by Krucial3 November 10, 2020

A Union Jake-Off 

A group of male friends (preferably room mates) watch porn and toss together

No Blankets
No Women
No Shame

Tips:
-Eye contact is banned (would make it gay)
-Porn in question must be low quality
-Must describe the experience to a forum

We were having a union jake-off and mike almost copped some friendly fire in the back of the head

A Union Jake-Off by Greenggg October 22, 2008

Jake off 

When someone live streams themselves on Instagram or any other media, having a fat ass wank!

"I felt bored and horny, so I opened Instagram and started to have a Jake off"

Jake off by Brian Rockin' Johnson October 12, 2020

jake off 

To rub one out till ejaculation. It’s just like jacking off, but too may people named Jake would rather say Jake Off instead of Jack

“What’s up Jake?” Billy asks. “Oh nothing, just pulling my pants down to JAKE OFF to your mom in the shower!”

jake off by J_Pranky July 5, 2018

[Union Jake]-Off 

A Union Jake-Off is when a group of men gather round to watch a movie, become bored with it, decide to put in a pornographic film, and decide to all masturbate together.

Man, that Union Jake-Off just made me feel dirty. There we were watching the Prestiege on DVD. We couldn't get into so we decided to turn it off. Next thing I know, one of my room mates comes out with porn.

Long-story short, 10 minutes later we were all jacking off (Our own, not each others'). There were some weird sounds and some akward bumps, and if John hadn't of moved as fast as he did, there would have been some serious . . .uhhh . . . collateral damage.

[Union Jake]-Off by SerySer January 26, 2009

jakeoffs 

Fans of social media SENSATION Jake Johnston. Fans who support him for years get the special privilege of getting blocked! 🙂 Go check out the fan discord! (Oh wait it’s gone, sorry to those who enjoyed it)

Jakeoffs, I hope your weird power distance relationship was worth all this trouble.

jakeoffs by alicecull3n May 22, 2021