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A popular technique employed in many first person shooter games whereby the player attempting to perform the skill (the jag), moves around in an erratic, zigzag like fashion, making it difficult for enemies to hit the player.

The term jagging was coined and popularized by the player CurtMACHINEHEAD in the game Gears of War, in which he dominated by use of a glitch known as the "lobster trot" in combination with his jagging technique.
Sniper (frustrated): FOR FUCK SAKE I CAN'T HIT HIM HE'S JAGGING!
CurtMACHINEHEAD: You can't hit me, for I have mastered the black art of jagging.
Jagging by Anonymous coward. December 23, 2009
The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects
John's penis was still sore from all the jaffing he had been doing yesterday.
jaffing by Wingster January 12, 2009
The phenomena of vigorously jerking off and at moment of climax forcing two fingers down your throat to trigger the gag reflex which allows you to barf simultaneously with ejaculation. It is the combination of jerking-off and barfing, hence Jarfing.
After being single for a year I find Jarfing to be a nice change of pace compared to traditional masturbation.
jarfing by xXJarferXx March 4, 2016
jagging by mandingoe May 18, 2004

Jagging Off 

An otherworldly sense of euphoria upon watching the Jacksonville Jaguars destroy any team that dares to challenge them
Did you see what Trevor Lawrence did to the Chargers last weekend?? Had me jagging off all weekend!
Jagging Off by Tiltlord6977 January 17, 2023
The act of driving a car with passengers while consuming alcoholic beverages, preferably on gravel roads. Common in less populated area's of the mid-west.
Dammit, the Billy Ray Cyrus concert is sold out. Let's just go jagging.
jagging by LilyRedd August 21, 2007
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