CrazyJelqer's definitions

Seattle Seagull

When you ejaculate inside of someone and extract the semen like a seagull.

Me and my friend did the seattle seagull the other day.

by CrazyJelqer June 27, 2025

Kurmping

A sexual act including 3 men. Two men tie one dude to a metal pole, cum in a sock, and force-feed the cum inside to the third guy.

Me and Jim were kurmping with some hobo on the street. It was a very fun experience.

by CrazyJelqer February 17, 2025

Jagfing

When you cut someone's arm and nut in the wound. Then you let the cum dry and stitch it up.

Yeah, James and I were jagfing the other day because I accidentally cut my arm.

by CrazyJelqer January 24, 2025