CrazyJelqer's definitions

Jagfing

When you cut someone's arm and nut in the wound. Then you let the cum dry and stitch it up.

Yeah, James and I were jagfing the other day because I accidentally cut my arm.

by CrazyJelqer January 24, 2025

Kurmping

A sexual act including 3 men. Two men tie one dude to a metal pole, cum in a sock, and force-feed the cum inside to the third guy.

Me and Jim were kurmping with some hobo on the street. It was a very fun experience.

by CrazyJelqer February 17, 2025

Seattle Seagull

When you ejaculate inside of someone and extract the semen like a seagull.

Me and my friend did the seattle seagull the other day.

by CrazyJelqer June 27, 2025