JadE-MO 

JadE-MO; (noun)

The act of being emo and actually pulling it off.
Must have a strange obsession with Gaara off of Naruto.
They must also have a passsion of horses and be an artist
JadE-MO's must also be random yet in a morbid manner
JadE-MOs are usually friendly people who would give their
lives for their best friends. They also make good
company especially over Summers. They cant stand the cold though. JadE-MOs are usually over protective of their
best friends. They are rough around the edges but after
a while they tend to open up and surprise you. JadE-MOs are
hard to come across so if you encoutner one you mustnt
let them go. If you do then you are a stupid son of a gunn.
JadE-MOs must also have a best friend named Melina. They both must be complete opposites and resemble the energy
of a nuclear bombb. JadE-MOs are incredible and amazinngg people that will always be there for you no matter what, And if you hurt them then Melina will come and eat you.
:]

JadE-MO is sooo radd.
:D

JadE-MO by Monstrous Melina. January 11, 2009

Jade moment 

A Jade moment is where you say something that you think is hilarious.. which results in an awkward silence because nobody else found it funny.

Named after Jade Holden of Alcalali/Manchester.
Named by her friend Becky.

Person 1: CAT AIDS!!
Everyone else: -Silence-
Person 2: Jade moment!

Jade moment by PleaseDontHurtMeJade May 11, 2008

Jade Monkey 

Originating from the classic Simpsons episode 'Homer Goes to College' the term Jade Monkey has been coined as a small bottle of alcohol used only for shots that mysteriously appears while drinking max beers.

The night became rather rambunctious once Leif gifted the party with shots from his Jade Monkey

Jade Monkey by Dahn! September 2, 2013

Jade Monkey 

Found in the greater Milwaukee Area, a treasured statue small in size often valued by only elite collectors.

Was recently stolen from an elite collection just outside Milwaukee and has yet to be recovered

"Someone's life may be on the line"

Find the jade monkey, there are 13 clues.

Jade Monkey by M1STY January 13, 2008

Jade Mountain 

A real place, but it's also a mountain in Wings of Fire (WoF) that has been made into a school by the Dragonets of Destiny (DoD.) It has five different winglets, which are the groups of dragons that go to the different classes. These winglets include one of each of the seven tribes of Pyrrhia. In Darkstalkers time, it used to be the second tallest, but an earthquake shortened the tallest mountain, making Jade Mountain the tallest.

Dragon 1: What's the tallest mountain in Pyrrhia?
Dragon 2: It's Jade Mountain. Maybe you should go to the school there, I heard it's good.
Dragon 1: Ok.

Jade Mountain by anonymous June 22, 2023

Jade Monkey 

The holy matramony of cheep beer (colt 45, OE) and Lime-ade.

Rio only had limeade, so Alex had to fix himself a jade monkey instead of a brass monkey

Jade Monkey by Enorelbot September 25, 2007

jade monkey 

A mystical creature that was created out of stupid drunkety talk, that possesses extreme powers when armed with the jade stone.

I've searched all of Mingara and can't find the Jade Monkey. It might be at the Burma servo

jade monkey by sarahjames August 5, 2006