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jackson victor
A dude who can be Micheal Jackson's son but also a major poop bag garbage can at the same time. He can't take jokes and overreacts for everything. Overall the cancer of society.
jackson victor by TheOfficialKocho November 4, 2020
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Percy Jackson
If you don't know who Percy Jackson is, sit the hell down, and read both of the series,after you're done,you'll join me on the fact that Percy Jackson is the epitome of fictional character badassery
Percy Jackson by PlatinumBeast August 14, 2016
Percy Jackson
The essence of perfect. Son of Poseidon. Supreme Lord of the Bathroom. Seaweed brain. Lover of blue food. Mamas boy. Very protective of his wise girl
Percy Jackson by Maleficent 2002 July 8, 2017
Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson by Sea_otters August 22, 2017
MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME
An increasingly common condition where, on hearing a Michael Jackson song, a person spontaneously bursts into an MJ dance routine. Symptoms can include a rhythmic jerking of the neck muscles, slow nodding of the head, pouting and thrusting of the pelvis. The movements are often accompanied by squeals, whoops and shouts of Shamone! In extreme cases the patient exhibits zombie-like characteristics such as clawing fingers and twitching before grabbing their own knees, turning and stomping forwards. This often occurs in the company of others with the same affliction, when the condition becomes collectively known as Flash Mob.
MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME by Shakes-Spear October 24, 2012
Jackson Day
Leaving work before clocking off time under the pretence of having started earlier than usual or claiming to be working the extra hours at a later time.
Mike: "I started two hours earlier this morning so I'm going home at 2pm today"
Glenn: "Taking another Jackson Day eh?"
Mike: "Stop spreading malicious lies"
Glenn: "Taking another Jackson Day eh?"
Mike: "Stop spreading malicious lies"
Jackson Day by justanotherobserver June 15, 2011
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"