Jacobae

big penis 1 testicle bigger than the other. and he ABSOLUTELY LOVESSSSS CHODES

"Jacobae sucked my chode last night, i nutted allllll over him"
"my names Jacobae"

by Jacobae6969 November 9, 2021

Jacobellis

To embarassingly sabatoge one's own chance at success moments before acheivement by becoming overly confident and showing off. Derived from U.S. snowboarder Lindsay Jacobellis' tumble at the 2006 Olympics.

Jimmy pulled a major Jacobellis the other day. He was almost at the finish line for the 400 meter, then he started dancing, and tripped. The other runners stepped on him, and he came in last. Poor Jimmy.

by WestCoastLisa March 1, 2006

Jacobey

A bad ass nigga that dont give a fuck about no one or anything he's nice and shit but he'll fuck you up if you try him he can be peacefull and shit but don't get it twisted he'll fuck you up and he has a big dick plus he's a pot head

Yo ill jacobey yo ass

by The pot head 101 August 21, 2019

Jacobsened

Adjective: An extreme case of inebriation, invariably caused by a person's unwillingness to leave pub/party/gathering of any kind, this combined with a fierce determination to continue imbibing large quantities of alcohol, while encouraging as many mates as possible to do the same.

Once "Jacobsened", the subject will display many brilliant new attributes including but not limited to:
- Willingness to do just about anything
- They will relieve themselves anywhere or on anybody
- All stationary drinking buddies become targets for any number of bodily excrements

“That guy just pissed on the waitress’ leg, he is fucking JACOBSENED!!”

by Woogy77 August 18, 2013

Jacobellis

Pronunciation: JAKE-uh-BELL-is

Function: Verb

Dates: 2006, 2010

1. To cost oneself athletic glory and sentence oneself to a lifetime of smarmy people using surname as a verb, esp. through youthfully hubristic hot-dogging.

2. To spin out and end an Olympic Games in disappointment.

Synonyms: Van de Velde.

duh............ not again................ you Jacobellis....................

by XR4ti February 17, 2010

Jacobating

Prioritizing one's own cleverness over intellectual (or spiritual) growth and substance. Derived from the biblical figure of Jacob, who is portrayed as a trickster and reprobate in the earlier days of his life.

Instead of reading the assigned material, Robert employed the age-old practice of Jacobating in order to reach the minimum word count on his essay.

by prevailingwest July 26, 2021

Jacobe

Jacobe is handsome and athletic. He is most comfortable around his friends. He has no problem talking to girls but in a relationship may try to start off slow. He is a caring sweet person. Don't mess around when it comes to sports.

Random person: Hey Jacobe wanna hang out later.

Jacobe: Sure give me a time place and date

by Prettyplaygirl May 19, 2018