One who initiates or participates in the intense study of jankiness. I.e., studying whether or not jankiness is a state of being, or a set of behavioral choices resulting from a janky (inanimate) environment.

Jankologist: "Is this a janky pen, or is the quality of this pen a result of jankiness inherent in its builder?"

Pen Builder: "Do you like my mullet? I'm from Pierre Part!"

jankologist by DL Smith September 1, 2008

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Jayology

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The study of Jay Park.

Jay: I want aerodamic kit for ma baby
Nick: Yo Slava, what did he say?
Slava: Welcome to Jayology 101.

Jayology by Cheblyat November 17, 2010

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Jayology

The study of Grandmaster Jason.

A follower of Jason J

the in depth study or following of anyone named Jason.

Dating someone named Jason.

Quoting someone names Jason.

A member of the Jason Mraz fanclub.

Are you going to Jason's keg party tonight?
Yup, I'm studying Jayology tonight.

Jayology by Jacques Modele June 10, 2010

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Sackology

When you don't know what your major is so when someone asks you, you respond with "sackology" and spontaneously whip out your sack

Random person, "Hey dude what are you majoring in, in school?
You, "oh this new thing called SACKOLOGY" (whips out sack)

Sackology by Finna McFinnafinna December 23, 2015

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jackolight

One of those new batteryless LED flashlights that you have to shake (jackoff) to put a moving magnet in motion to produce electricity

I have to shake my jackolight 30 seconds to produce 5 minutes of light.

jackolight by Banana Republic January 22, 2006

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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