jakeology 

A religion & possible political party created by me, a 13 year old boy possibly related to Hitler. Which will clean up Britain and dump our problems on America. The Religion has a living god, me, which is more than all of the other religions x 1000000000. And you don't have to pray.

Here are some of the Jakeology party policies:

McDonalds Will be banned and destroyed and killed and burned and other nasty thing done to it including any customers and workers and anyone related to McDonalds this Law also applies to“ KFC, BURGER KING & OTHER IMPORTED FAST FOOD CHAINS excluding Taco Bell”

The words “init” & “bruv” will be banned

All Jaffacakes shall be put in a special aisle named the “Biscakes” section in all supermarkets

Police uniform shall be changed to a Ninja outfit

Marijuana will be legalised and sold in shops and smoked in a spliff with tobacco and none of the shitty chemicals in special Joint areas

jakeology by Jake Cave October 2, 2007

jakeology , The "JAKENESS" 

(JAKEOLOGY)Jakeology is the philosophy of The "JAKENESS". It is the knowing of everything and also the understanding of everything. it is also the being of "JAKENESS" witch allows you to can be classified as the "JAKENESS", such as classic rock or women(Gayness is not a part of the "JAKENESS").In knowing this, you shall become part of The "JAKENESS" and know what to like and what not to like. Even though you were not born as the "JAKENESS", like myself, you can become a [small part of it, making yourself a little betterthen the normal fagget human being.

(JAKENESS)To describe The "JAKENESS" though, is like trying to describe god. It is basically impossible but you know what it is. The "JAKENESS" is the word of greatness and ultimate power. there is nothing comparable to it. Men cower in it face as if there manliness was stopped on like an unwanted pest. women orgasm on site do to its undefined mystic aura. and no matter what, in the face of anything, The "JAKENESS" is superior.

Ex: Knowing that women are hot and that men should only sleep with women is a small part of jakeology , The "JAKENESS".

jakeology , The "JAKENESS" by jake zickefoose July 20, 2008

cakeology 

the art of cakes.

hand-made customised cakes for any occasion, that are creative and artistic

founded by cakeology ltd

'what are you studying at uni???'
'cakeology!!!'

cakeology by cakeology ltd January 26, 2011

Joeology

The study of Joe, that is, anybody and everybody named Joe, as well as the name Joe and its impact on society.

1.) I know this guy named Joe so well, it's like I'm studying Joeology.
2.) Joe majored in Joeology at the University of Joe in Joestown.

Joeology by Ersher May 9, 2008

Jayology

-noun

The study of Jay Park.

Jay: I want aerodamic kit for ma baby
Nick: Yo Slava, what did he say?
Slava: Welcome to Jayology 101.

Jayology by Cheblyat November 17, 2010

Jayology

The study of Grandmaster Jason.

A follower of Jason J

the in depth study or following of anyone named Jason.

Dating someone named Jason.

Quoting someone names Jason.

A member of the Jason Mraz fanclub.

Are you going to Jason's keg party tonight?
Yup, I'm studying Jayology tonight.

Jayology by Jacques Modele June 10, 2010

Jackology 

The study of masturbation.

I have my PHD in Jackology.

Jackology by Chamby86 May 8, 2008