Jackoffasour
The jackoffasour escaped from his cage.
Jackoffasour by puredude3 May 19, 2007
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jackoffasaur
1. Thought to have been extinct, these annoying creatures with big lips and bald heads can pop out babies faster than an Atari 2600 rapid fire controller extention!
2. BoooooWHOOP!
2. BoooooWHOOP!
jackoffasaur by Gimble March 2, 2004
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jackoffsturbate
A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.
jackoffsturbate by Lon August 18, 2005
jackoffasaur
An example of the future of the human race, which isn't particularly good at anything. Jackoffasaurs symbolize the result of the dumbing down of society which is taking place.
jackoffasaur by WalkerTexasToast July 19, 2009
Jackoffasaurus
uber douchebag, someone who is begging to be slapped in the nuts but you cant so you call them a Jackoffasaurus.
Also the better form of calling someone a jackoff.
Or someone who jacksoff to much.
Also the better form of calling someone a jackoff.
Or someone who jacksoff to much.
Jackoffasaurus by Sean Wheeler January 14, 2008
jackofasaur
an albino faggot who sleeps with his mother and jacks off to his sister and likes bonin guys in the ass
jackofasaur by crash April 26, 2005
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