My dad's a real Jackmo.
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A continued joke by Jack Manifold’s donations, basically saying a bad thing has happened but i’m still watching because i cannot stop the Jack Manifold grind
*donation* i mistook my mom’s ashes for powdered sugar and i ate it, whatever, can’t stop that jackmanifold grind 🤪
*Jack Manifold is disappointed*
*Jack Manifold is disappointed*
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The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.
I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.
by JM Delif May 20, 2007
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Toki: What's this place called?
Skwisgaar: This is, I believes, called food libraries.
(The two practice saying "Food libraries")
Pickles: It's called a grocery store, ya douchebags! I'm sorry about douchebags. I got... got low blood sugar.
Nathan: Alright, here's the deal: we have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like regular jackoffs do. Now you're all in charge of putting together one dish. And don't just buy booze! That ain't food!
Murderface: What do you mean, "booze ain't food?" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!
Toki: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?
Murderface: Yeah!
Toki: Wowee!
Skwisgaar: This is, I believes, called food libraries.
(The two practice saying "Food libraries")
Pickles: It's called a grocery store, ya douchebags! I'm sorry about douchebags. I got... got low blood sugar.
Nathan: Alright, here's the deal: we have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like regular jackoffs do. Now you're all in charge of putting together one dish. And don't just buy booze! That ain't food!
Murderface: What do you mean, "booze ain't food?" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!
Toki: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?
Murderface: Yeah!
Toki: Wowee!
by KMFDMDFMK December 24, 2009
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Wacko Jacko dead at 50
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