Faps

Faps is word used to describe someone who is petty, picky, or homosexual. Faps is commonly mistaken for the acronym F.A.P.S.

"George, stop getting on my nerves. You are such a faps."

by James W. Ricardo November 16, 2007

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the sound one makes when masturbating himself to extascy

damn, im gonna have a fap session rite now with this porn

by SAN JOSE STATE April 28, 2003

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Is what you do when your parents arent home. If they are, that may be dangerous. It means masturbation in case you didn't know. Its also a funny way to say it.

(no parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*

(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
You: FFFFUUUUUU...

by Chullage February 02, 2009

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an onomatopoeia for the sound of jacking off or masturbation

I was walking past my brothers room and heard porn moans and fap fap.

by yayaluvshearts July 28, 2008

Fap

Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a nut
Having a wank
Masturbating
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny
Me-time

These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.

Hey mate, I think my parents heard me having a fap...

by a random guy who likes writing April 13, 2016

Fap

The expression "fap" is an onomatopoeic Internet slang term for male masturbation that first appeared in the 1999 web comic Sexy Losers to indicate the sound of a male character masturbating.

Fap me

by Α January 13, 2022

Fap

The sound that occurs from vigorously beating your meat.

The new bangbros videos just came out. Time to fap

by joemammy July 20, 2019