Jacking the beanstock

Beatin your meat

I wanted to masturbate so I started jacking the beanstock.

by gmhcubix August 25, 2016

jacking the beanstalk

having a long, slow wank

'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

Jackin' the Beanstalk

slang term for male masturbation

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk

by Cheezee_mann16 November 10, 2017

jackin' the beanstalk

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.

Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.

by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

Jackin the Bean stock

When a guy is playing with his "stock." Most guys jack the bean stock when they can't get any. When a guys' hand is his best friend.

I have a few friends who jack the bean stock all the time cause they have nothing better to do and no one will give them any. Damn horny bastards...

by Midnitesun November 3, 2003

Jackin' the Beanstalk

When one inserts both testicles into a woman's vagina whilst vigorously jackin' off on her abdomen, hence the name.

Just like Jack and HIS beanstalk, last night I carefully planted my two seeds and was Jackin' the beanstalk all over Mary.

by Very Wise Man February 27, 2011

jackin the beanstalk

pretty self explanatory. An act of jerkin it, or tuggin the bugger. Otherwise known as masturbation.

Jon: "Yo, did you do your english assignment last night?"

Me: Nah man, I was preocupied jackin the beanstalk.

Jon: You been jackin the beanstalk AGAIN?!

Me: 3 times a day bro.

by J Benj November 5, 2007