One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.

Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.

jackin' the beanstalk by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

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Jackin the Bean stock

When a guy is playing with his "stock." Most guys jack the bean stock when they can't get any. When a guys' hand is his best friend.

I have a few friends who jack the bean stock all the time cause they have nothing better to do and no one will give them any. Damn horny bastards...

Jackin the Bean stock by Midnitesun November 3, 2003

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Jackin' the Beanstalk

When one inserts both testicles into a woman's vagina whilst vigorously jackin' off on her abdomen, hence the name.

Just like Jack and HIS beanstalk, last night I carefully planted my two seeds and was Jackin' the beanstalk all over Mary.

Jackin' the Beanstalk by Very Wise Man February 27, 2011

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jackin the beanstalk

pretty self explanatory. An act of jerkin it, or tuggin the bugger. Otherwise known as masturbation.

Jon: "Yo, did you do your english assignment last night?"

Me: Nah man, I was preocupied jackin the beanstalk.

Jon: You been jackin the beanstalk AGAIN?!

Me: 3 times a day bro.

jackin the beanstalk by J Benj November 5, 2007

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