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Jackhorse 

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A jackhorse is what happens when Siri is too stupid to understand you meant jackass.
Alan is a jackhorse”
Jackhorse by Fuckyoualan November 17, 2022

Rusty Jackhole 

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When you have just the tip of your dick in a asshole, and you proceed to stroke your shaft until you unload your load of baby batter.
“She wouldn’t let me go deep. All I could get was a rusty jackhole

Toxic Jackhole 

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A narcisistic ex or current boyfriend who strings you along and keeps you hopelessly in love with him by telling you everything you want to hear, including, but not limited to, "you are my soul mate", "I've never had a connection with anyone like this in my life", etc. in attempt to fill his black hole of a soul. He is of course incapable of loving anyone but himself.
I changed Aaron's contact information in my phone to read Toxic Jackhole to prevent me from receiving his texts or phone calls.
Toxic Jackhole by I'm Done 888 April 24, 2011

jackhole 

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To clarify, it was Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla who invented the word while they were working on the Kevin & Bean morning show on KROQ.
Ah, those were the days.
Doc, the news guy, is a complete and utter jackhole!!
jackhole by Walking E July 13, 2006

Jacksonsexual 

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When you feel sexual attraction towards Jackson Avery
I can't stop staring at pictures of Jackson Avey I must be Jacksonsexual
Jacksonsexual by Grey's anatomy 17 January 4, 2021

Jackhole 

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it is a combination of Jackass and Asshole and I started using the word back in 1985 at Perry High School
you are a jackhole if you think Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla started this
Jackhole by Byron Woody May 30, 2018
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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