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Jack off queen 

A woman who is so hot that ever time you see her it makes you want to go and jack off.
Ever time I see Kathy I keep thinking about how good it would be to fuck her till I get home and can jack off. And that is an example of a jack off queen.
Jack off queen by Deep blue 2012 February 1, 2010

Put the jack on the queen 

When the male first encounters intercourse with a female. He puts his dick in her vagina, doing all the work.
Dude, did you put the jack on the queen last night?

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights 

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."

JacQueen 

Island Slang for "Your Queen" like Jah Queen. For example....A woman who is unique gem of a person. JacQueen is a chocolate diamond ;-)(a real diamond which is a gem that is very valuable but discarded by those who dont understand its high value).
Look out world,JacQueen is blessed and her life has just begun!
JacQueen by Candigirl August 18, 2008

jacqueen off 

The female equivalent of jacking off, or masturbation.
I caught her jacqueen off with a black double-dong dildo.
jacqueen off by Assweepay2 June 29, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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