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ceoilf

Chief Executive Officer I'd Like to Fuck

Marissa Mayer is a ceoilf

by Assweepay2 July 20, 2012

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Men's Synchronized Diving

Quite possibly the gayest Olympic event ever.

A: Is that the Ambiguously Gay Duo diving into the pool?

B: No, it's Men's Synchronized Diving.

by Assweepay2 July 31, 2012

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jacqueen off

The female equivalent of jacking off, or masturbation.

I caught her jacqueen off with a black double-dong dildo.

by Assweepay2 June 29, 2012

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