Definitions by Assweepay2

Men's Synchronized Diving 

Quite possibly the gayest Olympic event ever.

A: Is that the Ambiguously Gay Duo diving into the pool?

B: No, it's Men's Synchronized Diving.

Men's Synchronized Diving by Assweepay2 July 31, 2012

ceoilf 

Chief Executive Officer I'd Like to Fuck

Marissa Mayer is a ceoilf

ceoilf by Assweepay2 July 20, 2012

jacqueen off 

The female equivalent of jacking off, or masturbation.

I caught her jacqueen off with a black double-dong dildo.

jacqueen off by Assweepay2 June 29, 2012