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When you are doing really well in something
Person A - "Dude we are so good at this game"
Person B - "Yeah we are jablorting all over these people"
Jablort by MrXlacks May 26, 2024
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Jaborted 

The doctor Aborting the jabaitees baby; the act of getting rid of ones baby without them knowing.
Ex: "so doc, wheres the baby?

"Sorry pamella, you've been jaborted"
Jaborted by bigpopsicle April 25, 2019
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Meaning Oof! a way to express pain.
JABLORK!!!! That hurt!
Jablork by Harleigh James May 5, 2020

Jablorting 

When you are cooking at a game

(note: only to be used by the critical bang bang gang)
We are jablorting all over these people
Jablorting by MrXlacks May 25, 2024
Jabport (noun) The covid inoculation passport needed to have a life outside your own 4 walls.
McDonalds employee: 'If you want to dine in I will need to see you jabports" (Said in a thick surly German accent)
jabport by dubeswiggins September 22, 2021

Jabloated 

Something that is cool or exciting
Bro that kick flip was jabloated
Jabloated by Carchase5157 July 16, 2025
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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