Jablort

When you are doing really well in something

Person A - "Dude we are so good at this game"
Person B - "Yeah we are jablorting all over these people"

by MrXlacks May 26, 2024

Jaborted

The doctor Aborting the jabaitees baby; the act of getting rid of ones baby without them knowing.

Ex: "so doc, wheres the baby?

"Sorry pamella, you've been jaborted"

by bigpopsicle April 25, 2019

Jablork

Meaning Oof! a way to express pain.

JABLORK!!!! That hurt!

by Harleigh James May 5, 2020

Jablorting

When you are cooking at a game

(note: only to be used by the critical bang bang gang)

We are jablorting all over these people

by MrXlacks May 25, 2024

jabport

Jabport (noun) The covid inoculation passport needed to have a life outside your own 4 walls.

McDonalds employee: 'If you want to dine in I will need to see you jabports" (Said in a thick surly German accent)

by dubeswiggins September 22, 2021

Jabloated

Something that is cool or exciting

Bro that kick flip was jabloated

by Carchase5157 July 16, 2025