Definitions by dubeswiggins

Okay Amber 

Okay Amber (sarcastic phrase): Used as a response to being lectured by a cancel culture millennial.

Tiffany: They need a crying room at our school next to the un labelled washrooms, where is the empathy for those that need it!!!

Dave: Okay Amber

Tiffany: I think they should put a crying room in at our school next to the un labelled washrooms section, where is the empathy for those that need this!!
Dave: Okay Amber

Okay Amber by dubeswiggins November 25, 2021

jabport 

Jabport (noun) The covid inoculation passport needed to have a life outside your own 4 walls.

McDonalds employee: 'If you want to dine in I will need to see you jabports" (Said in a thick surly German accent)

jabport by dubeswiggins September 22, 2021

drinking the clorox 

The modern term to use when someone follows a lunatic

I saw Cleatis and Bufford playing soldier of fortune down at the protest drinking the clorox with the other sheep.

drinking the clorox by dubeswiggins April 24, 2020

covideo 

Any of the increasingly boring videos people are putting on line to try and feel connected to anything in isolation.

Today I logged into bordomflix and watched my friend Gary who posted 5 covideos of himself making meals and doing push ups , I guess we are both really losing it and connection fishing hard.

covideo by dubeswiggins March 28, 2020

boredomflix 

What fb became after the first week of isolation once the memes dried up and the boring covideos of your contacts doing mundane household chores took over.

Tuned into boredomflix this afternoon to watch covideos of my friends making dinner and playing with their kids

boredomflix by dubeswiggins March 28, 2020

pornoavirus 

A disease causing excessive masturbation due to boredom of being on a pandemic lockdown.

I went to visit my friend Rob to see if he was doing ok in the lockdown and was worried he might be sick when I saw the piles of tissues but he assured me he's not ill he just has pornoavirus.

pornoavirus by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020

Fear goggles 

The concept of people looking more fuckable when it seems its the end of days

Never thought my neighbor was hot before until she gave me the quarantine eyes across the fence, after a week of lockdown and wondering if I even have a week left to live that ass is looking pretty sweet right now, I must have my fear goggles on.

Fear goggles by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020