20 definitions by dubeswiggins
I saw Cleatis and Bufford playing soldier of fortune down at the protest drinking the clorox with the other sheep.
by dubeswiggins April 25, 2020
The vapour that comes off a urine stream in sub zero temperatures. Also the disgusting fog that erupts from suana rocks if urinated on.
There was a heavy pist left in the outhouse that cold February morning after farmer bob left for the fields.
I had to leave the sauna ,some freak took a leak on the rocks and the pist made me gag.
I had to leave the sauna ,some freak took a leak on the rocks and the pist made me gag.
by dubeswiggins November 18, 2014
I asked that hottie that works at lotto booth out only to find out she had counter booty when I picked her up.You would never guess she had a side scrolling ass
by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015
The grumpy flat roofer on every crew that complains all day and wants to shut it down early because its too hot,too windy,too cold,etc.
by dubeswiggins November 26, 2014
Tiffany: They need a crying room at our school next to the un labelled washrooms, where is the empathy for those that need it!!!
Dave: Okay Amber
Tiffany: I think they should put a crying room in at our school next to the un labelled washrooms section, where is the empathy for those that need this!!
Dave: Okay Amber
Dave: Okay Amber
Tiffany: I think they should put a crying room in at our school next to the un labelled washrooms section, where is the empathy for those that need this!!
Dave: Okay Amber
by dubeswiggins November 25, 2021
When a bachelor picks up a stripper for a one night stand and before he knows it she is living there.
Dave: Hey who was that sweet thing over at Tom's place?
Jack: That's Brandi, she's a peeler he banged the other night, nice girl but Tom better be carefull it looks like she's trying to pull the stripper slide. I really don't think he wants to be her cumlord for more than a day or two.
Jack: That's Brandi, she's a peeler he banged the other night, nice girl but Tom better be carefull it looks like she's trying to pull the stripper slide. I really don't think he wants to be her cumlord for more than a day or two.
by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015
Never thought my neighbor was hot before until she gave me the quarantine eyes across the fence, after a week of lockdown and wondering if I even have a week left to live that ass is looking pretty sweet right now, I must have my fear goggles on.
by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020