pist

The vapour that comes off a urine stream in sub zero temperatures. Also the disgusting fog that erupts from suana rocks if urinated on.
There was a heavy pist left in the outhouse that cold February morning after farmer bob left for the fields.
I had to leave the sauna ,some freak took a leak on the rocks and the pist made me gag.
by dubeswiggins November 18, 2014
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boredomflix

What fb became after the first week of isolation once the memes dried up and the boring covideos of your contacts doing mundane household chores took over.
Tuned into boredomflix this afternoon to watch covideos of my friends making dinner and playing with their kids
by dubeswiggins March 29, 2020
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pornoavirus

A disease causing excessive masturbation due to boredom of being on a pandemic lockdown.
I went to visit my friend Rob to see if he was doing ok in the lockdown and was worried he might be sick when I saw the piles of tissues but he assured me he's not ill he just has pornoavirus.
by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020
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roof troll

The grumpy flat roofer on every crew that complains all day and wants to shut it down early because its too hot,too windy,too cold,etc.
Looks like beer clouds are moving in ,well , the roof troll will be happy at least.
by dubeswiggins November 26, 2014
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Fear goggles

The concept of people looking more fuckable when it seems its the end of days
Never thought my neighbor was hot before until she gave me the quarantine eyes across the fence, after a week of lockdown and wondering if I even have a week left to live that ass is looking pretty sweet right now, I must have my fear goggles on.
by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020
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Dual moutain ass

Coined in Whistler /Blackcomb for local women who have developed athletic but large booty due to vigorous hill climbing .
"Hey Kevin did you see at Shania, she has been in Switzerland so long she got dual moutain ass.
by dubeswiggins November 27, 2017
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viral sasquatch

A person , industry or practise that has a larger than normal viral footprint.
Drive thrus and fast food is convienient but could be a viral sasquatch infecting people in the millions with the vid.

Look at that guy coughing all over the buffet he is the biggest viral sasquatch I think a have ever seen.
by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020
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