Fear goggles

The concept of people looking more fuckable when it seems its the end of days
Never thought my neighbor was hot before until she gave me the quarantine eyes across the fence, after a week of lockdown and wondering if I even have a week left to live that ass is looking pretty sweet right now, I must have my fear goggles on.
by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020
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Okay Amber

Okay Amber (sarcastic phrase): Used as a response to being lectured by a cancel culture millennial.
Tiffany: They need a crying room at our school next to the un labelled washrooms, where is the empathy for those that need it!!!

Dave: Okay Amber

Tiffany: I think they should put a crying room in at our school next to the un labelled washrooms section, where is the empathy for those that need this!!
Dave: Okay Amber
by dubeswiggins November 25, 2021
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viral sasquatch

A person , industry or practise that has a larger than normal viral footprint.
Drive thrus and fast food is convienient but could be a viral sasquatch infecting people in the millions with the vid.

Look at that guy coughing all over the buffet he is the biggest viral sasquatch I think a have ever seen.
by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020
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drinking the clorox

The modern term to use when someone follows a lunatic
I saw Cleatis and Bufford playing soldier of fortune down at the protest drinking the clorox with the other sheep.
by dubeswiggins April 24, 2020
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pornoavirus

A disease causing excessive masturbation due to boredom of being on a pandemic lockdown.
I went to visit my friend Rob to see if he was doing ok in the lockdown and was worried he might be sick when I saw the piles of tissues but he assured me he's not ill he just has pornoavirus.
by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020
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jabport

Jabport (noun) The covid inoculation passport needed to have a life outside your own 4 walls.
McDonalds employee: 'If you want to dine in I will need to see you jabports" (Said in a thick surly German accent)
by dubeswiggins September 22, 2021
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covideo

Any of the increasingly boring videos people are putting on line to try and feel connected to anything in isolation.
Today I logged into bordomflix and watched my friend Gary who posted 5 covideos of himself making meals and doing push ups , I guess we are both really losing it and connection fishing hard.
by dubeswiggins March 28, 2020
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