jabport

Jabport (noun) The covid inoculation passport needed to have a life outside your own 4 walls.

McDonalds employee: 'If you want to dine in I will need to see you jabports" (Said in a thick surly German accent)

by dubeswiggins September 22, 2021

Jaborted

The doctor Aborting the jabaitees baby; the act of getting rid of ones baby without them knowing.

Ex: "so doc, wheres the baby?

"Sorry pamella, you've been jaborted"

by bigpopsicle April 25, 2019

Jablorting

When you are cooking at a game

(note: only to be used by the critical bang bang gang)

We are jablorting all over these people

by MrXlacks May 25, 2024

Jablort

When you are doing really well in something

Person A - "Dude we are so good at this game"
Person B - "Yeah we are jablorting all over these people"

by MrXlacks May 26, 2024