jabport

Jabport (noun) The covid inoculation passport needed to have a life outside your own 4 walls.

McDonalds employee: 'If you want to dine in I will need to see you jabports" (Said in a thick surly German accent)

jabport by dubeswiggins September 22, 2021

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Jaborted

The doctor Aborting the jabaitees baby; the act of getting rid of ones baby without them knowing.

Ex: "so doc, wheres the baby?

"Sorry pamella, you've been jaborted"

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When you are cooking at a game

(note: only to be used by the critical bang bang gang)

We are jablorting all over these people

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Person A - "Dude we are so good at this game"
Person B - "Yeah we are jablorting all over these people"

Jablort by MrXlacks May 26, 2024

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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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