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A female dog that has a dick
The bitch wanted to have sex with a real man but all it could find was a Jablonka.
Jablonka by Sidd P May 29, 2008
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A slang name for an elderly person who acuses others they need therapy when they really need it themsleves.
Oh my god my grandama thinks im depressed she is such a jablonka.
jablonka by Billay July 20, 2008
dog gave me the jablonk of a life time
jablonk by juegos July 31, 2022

Jablonkus 

Just a silly little man that is always up for silly antics and probably unaware of the horrors of the world
“You resemble Jablonkus”
Jablonkus by Boxwerth June 18, 2024

Jablorting 

When you are cooking at a game

(note: only to be used by the critical bang bang gang)
We are jablorting all over these people
Jablorting by MrXlacks May 25, 2024
When you are doing really well in something
Person A - "Dude we are so good at this game"
Person B - "Yeah we are jablorting all over these people"
Jablort by MrXlacks May 26, 2024