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Jablonka

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A female dog that has a dick
The bitch wanted to have sex with a real man but all it could find was a Jablonka.
Jablonka by Sidd P May 29, 2008
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jablonka

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A slang name for an elderly person who acuses others they need therapy when they really need it themsleves.
Oh my god my grandama thinks im depressed she is such a jablonka.
jablonka by Billay July 20, 2008
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jablonk 

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when the rub so good :weary:
dog gave me the jablonk of a life time
jablonk by juegos July 31, 2022
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Jablorting 

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When you are cooking at a game

(note: only to be used by the critical bang bang gang)
We are jablorting all over these people
Jablorting by MrXlacks May 25, 2024
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Jablort 

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When you are doing really well in something
Person A - "Dude we are so good at this game"
Person B - "Yeah we are jablorting all over these people"
Jablort by MrXlacks May 26, 2024
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Jablonkus 

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Just a silly little man that is always up for silly antics and probably unaware of the horrors of the world
“You resemble Jablonkus”
Jablonkus by Boxwerth June 18, 2024
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