Jabloated

Something that is cool or exciting

Bro that kick flip was jabloated

by Carchase5157 July 16, 2025

Jabated

This word is used when you totally own your friend (if you have any lol) and they were le epic pranked!

“Yo where my doughnut’s go?”
“I threw them in the trash.”
“Man f*ck you I see you tomorrow”
“Haha fool you were jabated! I ate the damn doughnuts!”

by u/Skit Flicks April 6, 2021

Jabated

To become destroyed, rek't, marred, or heavily damaged

After my accident, my car was jabated

by Renewrexbats July 3, 2018

Jaboited

To trick, prank, or roast/make fun of

I created this bitch-ass word but a faglord jaboited me.

by Savage the mistake November 9, 2018

Jaborted

The doctor Aborting the jabaitees baby; the act of getting rid of ones baby without them knowing.

Ex: "so doc, wheres the baby?

"Sorry pamella, you've been jaborted"

by bigpopsicle April 25, 2019

Jablasted

Inebriated beyond comprehension, presumably under the influence of alcohol, majriana, and "that sweet tea" and heroin. People afflicted have no hope of renturning to this physical plane.

A quote from someone who is "Jablasted" -"The rapture is coming, December 14th 2022 at 8:14 AM, wake up early, be outside or God cannot take you to heaven."

by CytheCy December 12, 2022

Jabloasted

A word usually used in gaming context where an opponent gets totally obliterated.

In other words they get rekt

Player 1: Yo come on man peak me.
*Gets headshotted
Player 2: Lmao get jabloasted.

by Tyname January 22, 2020