Jabloasted 

A word usually used in gaming context where an opponent gets totally obliterated.

In other words they get rekt

Player 1: Yo come on man peak me.
*Gets headshotted
Player 2: Lmao get jabloasted.

Jabloasted by Tyname January 22, 2020

Jablasted

Inebriated beyond comprehension, presumably under the influence of alcohol, majriana, and "that sweet tea" and heroin. People afflicted have no hope of renturning to this physical plane.

A quote from someone who is "Jablasted" -"The rapture is coming, December 14th 2022 at 8:14 AM, wake up early, be outside or God cannot take you to heaven."

Jablasted by CytheCy December 12, 2022

Jabloated 

Something that is cool or exciting

Bro that kick flip was jabloated

Jabloated by Carchase5157 July 16, 2025

Jabeasted 

When you absolutely shit on someone on labs

That guy camping red room, just got jabeasted

Jabeasted by Just A White Feminist7 June 8, 2025