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Jabeasted 

That guy camping red room, just got jabeasted
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This word is used when you totally own your friend (if you have any lol) and they were le epic pranked!
“Yo where my doughnut’s go?”
“I threw them in the trash.”
Man f*ck you I see you tomorrow”
“Haha fool you were jabated! I ate the damn doughnuts!”
Jabated by u/Skit Flicks April 6, 2021
Related Words
To become destroyed, rek't, marred, or heavily damaged
After my accident, my car was jabated
Jabated by Renewrexbats July 3, 2018
To become incoherently drunk with Jaegermeister. It's like being wasted but better because you're jaested.
Hey bro, wanna go to Endzone tonight for Appy's birthday? It's Jaegerbomb Wednesday, let's get jaested!
jaested by Tyseng June 25, 2014

Jabaited 

To be finessed
One will typically be found uttering the word when their friend or they get tricked

Useful definition - Jabaition

The act of getting jabaited
Example 1 -

Hunter 1 - Yo there's that moose we've been looking for
Hunter 2 - nah bro u j got jabaited, that's sarah jessica parker

Example 2 -

Bro 1 - I just jabaited that girl so hard, she thought we were gonna smash but i just showed her the yugioh banlist.
Bro 2 - That is a full blown jabaition, i’m shocked

Example 3 -
I just jabaited my sister so hard, she told me i was adopted so i told her i fucked her milf of a mom. LOL JABAITED
Jabaited by lilpapamashka July 6, 2022

abeasted 

(v) to fatten up; get something fatter

fatten, gain, chub, grow, busty, thick
Oh dear, I think I just abeasted my pet cow!
abeasted by Vadriac December 2, 2007
Inebriated beyond comprehension, presumably under the influence of alcohol, majriana, and "that sweet tea" and heroin. People afflicted have no hope of renturning to this physical plane.
A quote from someone who is "Jablasted" -"The rapture is coming, December 14th 2022 at 8:14 AM, wake up early, be outside or God cannot take you to heaven."
Jablasted by CytheCy December 12, 2022
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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