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This word is used when you totally own your friend (if you have any lol) and they were le epic pranked!
“Yo where my doughnut’s go?”
“I threw them in the trash.”
“Man f*ck you I see you tomorrow
“Haha fool you were jabated! I ate the damn doughnuts!”
Jabated by u/Skit Flicks April 6, 2021
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To become destroyed, rek't, marred, or heavily damaged
After my accident, my car was jabated
Jabated by Renewrexbats July 3, 2018
To become incoherently drunk with Jaegermeister. It's like being wasted but better because you're jaested.
Hey bro, wanna go to Endzone tonight for Appy's birthday? It's Jaegerbomb Wednesday, let's get jaested!
jaested by Tyseng June 25, 2014

Jabaited 

To be finessed
One will typically be found uttering the word when their friend or they get tricked

Useful definition - Jabaition

The act of getting jabaited
Example 1 -

Hunter 1 - Yo there's that moose we've been looking for
Hunter 2 - nah bro u j got jabaited, that's sarah jessica parker

Example 2 -

Bro 1 - I just jabaited that girl so hard, she thought we were gonna smash but i just showed her the yugioh banlist.
Bro 2 - That is a full blown jabaition, i’m shocked

Example 3 -
I just jabaited my sister so hard, she told me i was adopted so i told her i fucked her milf of a mom. LOL JABAITED
Jabaited by lilpapamashka July 6, 2022

abeasted 

(v) to fatten up; get something fatter

fatten, gain, chub, grow, busty, thick
Oh dear, I think I just abeasted my pet cow!
abeasted by Vadriac December 2, 2007
Inebriated beyond comprehension, presumably under the influence of alcohol, majriana, and "that sweet tea" and heroin. People afflicted have no hope of renturning to this physical plane.
A quote from someone who is "Jablasted" -"The rapture is coming, December 14th 2022 at 8:14 AM, wake up early, be outside or God cannot take you to heaven."
Jablasted by CytheCy December 12, 2022