Jabeasted

When you absolutely shit on someone on labs

That guy camping red room, just got jabeasted

by Just A White Feminist7 June 8, 2025

Jabated

This word is used when you totally own your friend (if you have any lol) and they were le epic pranked!

“Yo where my doughnut’s go?”
“I threw them in the trash.”
“Man f*ck you I see you tomorrow”
“Haha fool you were jabated! I ate the damn doughnuts!”

by u/Skit Flicks April 6, 2021

Jabated

To become destroyed, rek't, marred, or heavily damaged

After my accident, my car was jabated

by Renewrexbats July 3, 2018

jaested

To become incoherently drunk with Jaegermeister. It's like being wasted but better because you're jaested.

Hey bro, wanna go to Endzone tonight for Appy's birthday? It's Jaegerbomb Wednesday, let's get jaested!

by Tyseng June 25, 2014

Jabaited

To be finessed
One will typically be found uttering the word when their friend or they get tricked

Useful definition - Jabaition

The act of getting jabaited

Example 1 -

Hunter 1 - Yo there's that moose we've been looking for
Hunter 2 - nah bro u j got jabaited, that's sarah jessica parker

Example 2 -

Bro 1 - I just jabaited that girl so hard, she thought we were gonna smash but i just showed her the yugioh banlist.
Bro 2 - That is a full blown jabaition, i’m shocked

Example 3 -
I just jabaited my sister so hard, she told me i was adopted so i told her i fucked her milf of a mom. LOL JABAITED

by lilpapamashka July 6, 2022

abeasted

(v) to fatten up; get something fatter

fatten, gain, chub, grow, busty, thick

Oh dear, I think I just abeasted my pet cow!

by Vadriac December 2, 2007

Jablasted

Inebriated beyond comprehension, presumably under the influence of alcohol, majriana, and "that sweet tea" and heroin. People afflicted have no hope of renturning to this physical plane.

A quote from someone who is "Jablasted" -"The rapture is coming, December 14th 2022 at 8:14 AM, wake up early, be outside or God cannot take you to heaven."

by CytheCy December 12, 2022