Skip to main content
abbr.--Just Peed In My Pants Laughing.
"that's so funny, JPIMPL" or just "JPIMPL"
JPIMPL by mudpies_mama February 18, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch

Jimplicated 

To make something more difficult than it needs to be. Used most commonly when referring to AV related circumstances.
This rig is taking an extra four hours because it has been jimplicated.
Jimplicated by RedTech August 27, 2022
Related Words

Jimplicker

A secret homosexual that enjoys licking the genitilia of animals (mainly dogs and cats)
Chase is such a Jimplicker
1) One who's name begins with a J and ends with an N.

2) One whom is experienced in the arts of pimp.

3) One who has mastered the use of the "Pimp hand"

4) Cool, Tight, Awesome
"Damn, he is Jpimpin...Look at his walk and all those girls around him."

"Damn that car is Jpimpin"
Jpimpin by Master Pimp May 3, 2005

jimpleworst

1. An individual lacking talent or charisma who thrusts him or herself into social interactions in an unwanted manner.

2. A bastardization of a yiddish word used before the second world war to describe a physical scar caused by a sexually transmitted disease.
1. The kind of person who plays his guitar at the end of a party because he is hoping for attention.

2. The doctor can do nothing about my jimpleworst.
jimpleworst by honestsam November 7, 2011
I almost JPMPL at a joke because of my incontinence from giving birth to baby number three.
JPMPL by MommyProbs March 2, 2017
Sitting on someone's head while holding a sign, and the person you're sitting on is being hugged by someone with a pot on their head.
man Tylor Cam and ToastyBoi are jimpleing rn
Jimpleing by quagmirethe2nd October 15, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
Next