JOACAD

Jump off a cliff and die.
Used when you just can't take something anymore (to yourself) or when you can't handle someone (to someone else)

All of John's rambling about how he "thought" I could lift 180 with one arm like him then acting surprised and disappointed after genuinely makes me want to JOACAD but he never gets the hint.

OR

I hope John JOACADs because I can't hear him ramble about him "genuinely, truthfully thinking" how strong I am.

by applesaue October 11, 2025

Jacadamia

A pretty sweet youtuber who animates. He's so handsome and probably is really good at buttering bagels if you know what I mean. He'll boil your ravioli if you know what I'm talkin' about. He'll peanut your butter, eh? He... uh... He'll Jack your Damia, maaan.

...J-just subscribe please

Jacadamia is probably like my 51st favorite youtube channel

by Definitely not Jacadamia, nope January 12, 2017

Jacademic / Jackademic

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)

Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!

by Realityshow October 18, 2012

jacaden

jacaden is a poop head and hits females, he never gets any girls but he is sometimes nice and he is obbsessed with a girl named khloe

Jacaden: hi guys

Girl: EWWW he smells like poop

by RENYYYYY November 19, 2021

jocade

On of the sweets guys you can meet. Has a beautiful smile and will love you always. Never let go of him. He could make you made a couple times but you guys with get through it.

Girl 1: Wow that girls so lucky to have Jocade as her bf.
Girl 2: OMG look at his smile!
Girl 3: LOOK AT HOW HE LOOKED AT HER!?!

by Jocade November 22, 2021

jocade

one of the sweetest person y’all meet. He has the most beautiful smile in the world. He will make you feel loved and happy. He will make you mad a couple times but you guys with get through it no matter what.

Girl 1: OMG who’s that!?!
Girl 2: Thats the new kid Jocade.
Girl 3: he has such a cute smile and look at how he looked at us.

by Jocade November 22, 2021

Jacade

This is a power couple. They will be together until the end of time. They love each other so much words can’t even describe it. They plan to have a future together. They talk to each other all the time and never want to stop. They would love to see each other all the time. They are each other’s forever.

Friend:What would be a good ship name for you guys?

Jade: idk
Jacob: me neither

Friend: I’ve got it! Jacade!!

Jade: Aww, that’s so cute

Jacob: that’s actually a cute ship name ngl

by Jacade lover June 11, 2019