Jacadamia 

A pretty sweet youtuber who animates. He's so handsome and probably is really good at buttering bagels if you know what I mean. He'll boil your ravioli if you know what I'm talkin' about. He'll peanut your butter, eh? He... uh... He'll Jack your Damia, maaan.

...J-just subscribe please

Jacadamia is probably like my 51st favorite youtube channel

Jacadamia by Definitely not Jacadamia, nope January 12, 2017

Jacademic / Jackademic 

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)

Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!

Jacademic / Jackademic by Realityshow October 18, 2012

Macadamia 

The state of blissful insanity, an spectrum of behaviors characterized by certain abnormal mental or behavioral patterns. It is named after a nut.

Janice just went all Macadamia.

Macadamia by MikeKal July 19, 2009

macadamia nuts 

Those sneaky little bastards that hide out in cookies and try to fool you into thinking they're white chocolate chips.

With my mouth watering, I bit into a soft cookie full of luscious white chunks, only to get a mouthful of macadamia nuts.

macadamia nuts by DaFink January 18, 2011

Macadamian Nut Pudding 

When you force your boyfriend to come into a cup, about halfway, mix it with alot of sugar, and serve it to your friends, and call it Macadamian Nut Pudding...taste great by the way...

The other day my friend threw up his Macadamian Nut Pudding.

Macadamian Nut Pudding by Miss November April 19, 2009

Macadamia Ranch 

A place to house the mentally ill.

Same as booby hatch, funny farm, "insane asylum", "loony bin", "nut house", "cuckoos nest" etc.

After I had a nervous breakdown, I was admitted to the Macadamia ranch for a little mental vacation.

Macadamia Ranch by ninefeetdeep July 14, 2008

Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts 

a very good restaurant created by a person who saved the macadamia nuts from greece by using sharp corn given to them by paul from iowa which was then bought out by morgan freeman

Paul: “Wow I love the Macadamia Burger from Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts!”
Cat: “Same lol!”

Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts by dacheeziestwhiz March 28, 2021