jocade
On of the sweets guys you can meet. Has a beautiful smile and will love you always. Never let go of him. He could make you made a couple times but you guys with get through it.
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jocade
one of the sweetest person y’all meet. He has the most beautiful smile in the world. He will make you feel loved and happy. He will make you mad a couple times but you guys with get through it no matter what.
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jocade • Jacade • Jacademic / Jackademic • jacaden • joadeliz • Jocabed • jocabeth • jocderick • jockademia • Joladé
Jocabed
The woman every man would like to have but is hesitant to approach. She seems to good to be true. Friendly, loving, modest, sexy, beautiful, sweet, strong, honest, sensitive, and with a beautiful smile. She is independent and a committed hard worker. A professional who lives with integrity. Will give her all to the man she is with, but wants the same in return. Respectful and 100% loyal to her man. The man who has a Jocabed in his life should not let her go. She will help him succeed and accomplish his goals because she will take them as hers. A Jocabed is passionate and deserves to be treated gently and with love. A Jocabed needs to feel protected by the man she loves. If you see one or if you know one, approach her, you won't regret it.
Jocabed has such a great sense of humor!
Jocabed is such a happy girl!
I want a Jocabed!
When I let Jocabed go I made the worst mistake of my life and I regret it.
Jocabed is such a happy girl!
I want a Jocabed!
When I let Jocabed go I made the worst mistake of my life and I regret it.
Jocabed by Luissssssss October 20, 2013
Jacademic / Jackademic
Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.
The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.
Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.
Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)
The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.
Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.
Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)
Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.
Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!
Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!
Jacademic / Jackademic by Realityshow October 18, 2012
joadeliz
Joadeliz is a very shy person. But when you get to know her she acts like a dieing mole rat. She is a very sweet and kind person. She never takes her sweater off and keeps her hair down. You know its gonna be a good day when she shows up with her hair up. Her hands are very fat and sweaty. But she loves to joke around. She loves her pet hampster caca loopy and she is a very relatable person who can relate to anyone and anything you talk about. If you have a joadaliez in your life you better be careful or she will eat your socks.
jockademia
This is a term used to encompass all the sports analysts, commentators, radio hosts. It is a spin-off of the word 'academia' which refers to the collective interests of university professors.
Jockademia chose the Pats to defeat the New York Giants and go 19-0.
Jockademia expected Kansas and Pitt to reach the Final Four.
Members of the Jockademia could not come to a consensus whether the lockout would even occur.
Jockademia expected Kansas and Pitt to reach the Final Four.
Members of the Jockademia could not come to a consensus whether the lockout would even occur.
jockademia by dats smart April 26, 2011
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