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The most loyal person you would ever meet in your life the most funniest and outstanding individual 💪🏾He will give everybody whatever whenever
Jo-ed by The one who the one November 23, 2021
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Jo-Jo-ed 

Last night when I was about to give my boyfriend head, he Jo-Jo-ed in my face!
Jo-Jo-ed by spunkermuffin March 29, 2009
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Jo Bro'ed 

Referencing the Jonas Brothers in a situation were someone has fallen for a ruse. Like if you where punked by Ashton Kutcher. Instead it would be a what if the Jonas Brothers punked you.
Situation

Guy 1 Setups up his buddy for fall for some "your gonna be punked" situation.
Guy 1's buddy falls for said situation.
Guy 1 tells him he's just been Jo Bro'ed
Jo Bro'ed by sinicide January 5, 2010

jo’edrick 

The most handsome person you’ll ever meet. Kind, sweet ,and love able. Has a lot of good sex quality’s & and good sex appeal

all joed up 

to be on a large amount of any intoxicant
joe took 12 bars and a 40 oc he is all joed up
all joed up by bderst December 9, 2007
often known for his uncoordinated walking style. Known for bringing the soccer ball and pissing of teachers especially in gym class because of his non inability to play sports. Known for his dirty joesauce.
man: Were is Joedeek with the soccer ball

man:he is probably eating some of his dirty joesauce
Joedeek by Jleader January 26, 2015
A radical, international, 22nd century philosophical practice unifying all male men named Joe, Joseph, Giuseppe, Yosef, etc.
This practice often involves a head nod and the offering of a cupcake.
Joe: "Want a cupcake?"
Joe: *nods*

...Joedism.
Joedism by bizarnite February 17, 2008
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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