The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with an Amish female in the back of a buggy. If done correctly, the male receives a hand-crafted headboard and barn-raising party from the female's father following a successful Merry Jebediah.

"Brother, after volleyball at the Yoder's, I totally pulled off of 283 and Merry Jebediah'd Sarah on the way to the stables.

Merry Jebediah by Billy_Budd March 25, 2022

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super jebediah

when arab girls go jihad on jewish cock

wow did you hear that super jebediah last night, it damn near woke up the whole block!

super jebediah by nigger hater April 13, 2005

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Big Jebediah Doinks

It's where you use the penis like a butter churn to make butter (only legal to do in the Amish)

Yeah bro i'm headed to Paradise to get my Big Jebediah DOINKS on!

Big Jebediah Doinks by Anne Oldman December 18, 2021

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jebediah

jebediah are a Indie rock band from Perth, Western Australia.

Some top tunes include; Harpoon, Leaving Home, Animal, and Military Strongmen.

They are currently on break, but their vocalist Kevin Mitchell is the voice behind Bob Evans

Jebediah are awesome. There is no reasonable augument against this.

jebediah by robbie666 August 13, 2006

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Jebediah

One of the 'big three' kerbals in Kerbal Space Program.

Always the first one to die.

Oh god, Jebediah! Why did you have to leave so soon? I didn't really mean to crash you into the sun!

Jebediah by ralian January 13, 2015

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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