JETPUFFED
JETPUFFED by chocolatemilk69 December 4, 2009
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Jet Puffed
"It's 3am and the bars are closed, looks like that girl is going to get Jet Puffed tonight"
Jane: "Dang girl, he was so wasted, I totally got Jet Puffed"
Sally: "Damn marshmallow dick"
Jane: "Dang girl, he was so wasted, I totally got Jet Puffed"
Sally: "Damn marshmallow dick"
Jet Puffed by L.P.T.L September 13, 2012
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jet puffed sausage
HOLY COW! Irving has a jet puffed sausage! How does he find under wear that fit?!?!!
Wow. That is one jet puffed sausage, its the size of my jet puffed sausage!
Wow. That is one jet puffed sausage, its the size of my jet puffed sausage!
jet puffed sausage by Ashley, and Abby January 12, 2008
jetpuff
the ugliest thing you will ever see. this thing does have a super hot mom tho. Her mother was a hamster and her father smelt of elderberries. When you see her you will probably die.
Her hair is the dirtiest, greasiest, most shit like thing you have ever seeen. besides shit. Speaking of shit, she eats a lot of it.
Her hair is the dirtiest, greasiest, most shit like thing you have ever seeen. besides shit. Speaking of shit, she eats a lot of it.
jetpuff by jon and dakota and ben April 28, 2010
Jet-Puffed
the act of getting screwed over by a fat person. The person doesn't necessarily need to be overweight at the time of the encounter.
Originated from Kraft Marshmallows Brand "Jet-Puffed"
Originated from Kraft Marshmallows Brand "Jet-Puffed"
952): "My boyfriend cheated on me..."
480): "Who cares, wasn't he fat"
952): "Ya, I really got Jet-Puffed!"
Man I really got Jet-Puffed, I was late, standing in line at the grocery store and this little fat kid cut in front of my to buy a candy bar.
480): "Who cares, wasn't he fat"
952): "Ya, I really got Jet-Puffed!"
Man I really got Jet-Puffed, I was late, standing in line at the grocery store and this little fat kid cut in front of my to buy a candy bar.
Jet-Puffed by MsJBootie November 30, 2009
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Jet-Puffed Mo' by Mar_Wood December 22, 2021
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