jetpuff

the ugliest thing you will ever see. this thing does have a super hot mom tho. Her mother was a hamster and her father smelt of elderberries. When you see her you will probably die.

Her hair is the dirtiest, greasiest, most shit like thing you have ever seeen. besides shit. Speaking of shit, she eats a lot of it.

ewww that ugly thing looks like jetpuff!

jetpuff by jon and dakota and ben April 28, 2010

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JETPUFFED

the act of being extremely high

Dude, did you see Aaron last night?

Yeahhhh, he was SO jetpuffed.

JETPUFFED by chocolatemilk69 December 4, 2009

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jetpuff • Jet Puff’d

jet puff

A hit of meth or cocaine.

That guy must be taking jet puffs, he’s been up all night trying to replace the brakes on his truck.

jet puff by Impavida23 January 21, 2024

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jet puff

A hit of meth or cocaine.

That guy must be taking jet puffs, he’s been up all night trying to replace the brakes on his truck.

jet puff by Impavida23 January 21, 2024

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Jet Puff’d

When a man gets too drunk, and wakes up the next morning with his entire dick and balls forced into a container of Jet Puff marshmallow crème

Brett woke up the next day confused and concerned, because his entire dick and balls had been forced into a container of Jet Puff. His friends then broke the unfortunate news that he has been “Jet Puff’d”.

Jet Puff’d by Copenhagen Joe February 17, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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