Jet-Puffed 

the act of getting screwed over by a fat person. The person doesn't necessarily need to be overweight at the time of the encounter.

Originated from Kraft Marshmallows Brand "Jet-Puffed"

952): "My boyfriend cheated on me..."
480): "Who cares, wasn't he fat"
952): "Ya, I really got Jet-Puffed!"

Man I really got Jet-Puffed, I was late, standing in line at the grocery store and this little fat kid cut in front of my to buy a candy bar.

Jet-Puffed by MsJBootie November 30, 2009

Jet Puffed 

When a drunk, limp dick is trying to be stuffed unsuccessfully into a vagina

"It's 3am and the bars are closed, looks like that girl is going to get Jet Puffed tonight"

Jane: "Dang girl, he was so wasted, I totally got Jet Puffed"
Sally: "Damn marshmallow dick"

Jet Puffed by L.P.T.L September 13, 2012

jet puffed sausage 

>noun: immensely large pork sword.
>noun: uncommonly huge (in size) piece of meat.

HOLY COW! Irving has a jet puffed sausage! How does he find under wear that fit?!?!!

Wow. That is one jet puffed sausage, its the size of my jet puffed sausage!

jet puffed sausage by Ashley, and Abby January 12, 2008

Jet-Puffed Mo' 

If you don't know what a JPM is, then you're probably one.

Man.. I can't stand those filthy Jet-Puffed Mo'.

Jet-Puffed Mo' by Mar_Wood December 22, 2021

JETPUFFED 

the act of being extremely high

Dude, did you see Aaron last night?

Yeahhhh, he was SO jetpuffed.

JETPUFFED by chocolatemilk69 December 4, 2009