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Jaqing Off 

The act of jackin' it to every kink on the face of the planet.
unlike you guys with your vanilla kinks i have mastered the art of Jaqing Off
Jaqing Off by Ruuuuukel June 2, 2017
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JAQing off

Where someone doesn't actually 'ask a question,' but instead regurgitates a bad-faith talking point wrapped in a question mark.

It’s called 'JAQing off' (Just Asking Questions) and it’s the lowest form of intellectual cowardice on this planet.
Duane West Oh, spare me the innocent bystander act, Duane.

You didn't 'ask a question,' you regurgitated a bad-faith talking point wrapped in a question mark.

It’s called 'JAQing off' (Just Asking Questions) and it’s the lowest form of intellectual cowardice on this planet.

You dropped a loaded rhetorical diaper in the comments, and now you’re acting all surprised that it stinks? Please. You didn't want an answer; you wanted a permission structure for your own delusion.

You got my answer because I don’t have time to coddle a grown man playing dumb. Go 'ask questions' at a wall, it’s about your speed.
JAQing off by Zxoura January 27, 2026

jaying someone up

The act of calling out someone's name when they are the perfect distance so that they can hear you but they won't know who did it. This may also be done from a car by yelling "MA'AM' or 'SIR". When and if you get someone good it's quite hilarious. This was started in Keller, Texas.
*Man walking down the street* (you and your bro in your car) "SIR" *man looks around in confusement*

your bro says: Man, I love jaying someone up.
jaying someone up by ndnftw December 30, 2010

Happy Japing 

Japing (wanking into an old or new sock) followed by slapping people who are younger round you with this dirty sock. Invented by the 2007 Ryle House Lower 6th. Founded by Joe Carr-Hill
Hey higgins i think we should go happy japing.
Yeah go on that would be a right laugh. I think we should get the 4th form
Great idea you assclown! Now Suck my ridges!
Happy Japing by Assclown United December 12, 2007
When you tell multiple lies and people already know you are lying but you continue to lie
Why you jading bro?
Jading by Victim of jading January 30, 2015
It's a mind set, a philosophy even, of simply just 🄹🄰🄼🄸🄽🄶

Religion founded by Ethan Anderson, the following is approximately six teenagers in a small town in Texas.
We are jaming.

Good morning jamers.
Jaming by thefuckingducks May 12, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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