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JAQing off 

The act of asking leading questions to influence your audience, then hiding behind the defense that they're "Just Asking Questions," even when the underlying assumptions are completely insane.
"Did Obama kidnap and murder Natalee Holloway, then dump her body into the ocean?"
"Quit JAQing off."
JAQing off by count z May 3, 2010
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Jaqing Off 

The act of jackin' it to every kink on the face of the planet.
unlike you guys with your vanilla kinks i have mastered the art of Jaqing Off
Jaqing Off by Ruuuuukel June 2, 2017
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JAQing off

Where someone doesn't actually 'ask a question,' but instead regurgitates a bad-faith talking point wrapped in a question mark.

It’s called 'JAQing off' (Just Asking Questions) and it’s the lowest form of intellectual cowardice on this planet.
Duane West Oh, spare me the innocent bystander act, Duane.

You didn't 'ask a question,' you regurgitated a bad-faith talking point wrapped in a question mark.

It’s called 'JAQing off' (Just Asking Questions) and it’s the lowest form of intellectual cowardice on this planet.

You dropped a loaded rhetorical diaper in the comments, and now you’re acting all surprised that it stinks? Please. You didn't want an answer; you wanted a permission structure for your own delusion.

You got my answer because I don’t have time to coddle a grown man playing dumb. Go 'ask questions' at a wall, it’s about your speed.
JAQing off by Zxoura January 27, 2026

jaying someone up

The act of calling out someone's name when they are the perfect distance so that they can hear you but they won't know who did it. This may also be done from a car by yelling "MA'AM' or 'SIR". When and if you get someone good it's quite hilarious. This was started in Keller, Texas.
*Man walking down the street* (you and your bro in your car) "SIR" *man looks around in confusement*

your bro says: Man, I love jaying someone up.
jaying someone up by ndnftw December 30, 2010

Happy Japing 

Japing (wanking into an old or new sock) followed by slapping people who are younger round you with this dirty sock. Invented by the 2007 Ryle House Lower 6th. Founded by Joe Carr-Hill
Hey higgins i think we should go happy japing.
Yeah go on that would be a right laugh. I think we should get the 4th form
Great idea you assclown! Now Suck my ridges!
Happy Japing by Assclown United December 12, 2007
When you tell multiple lies and people already know you are lying but you continue to lie
Why you jading bro?
Jading by Victim of jading January 30, 2015
It's a mind set, a philosophy even, of simply just 🄹🄰🄼🄸🄽🄶

Religion founded by Ethan Anderson, the following is approximately six teenagers in a small town in Texas.
We are jaming.

Good morning jamers.
Jaming by thefuckingducks May 12, 2021
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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