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A person who cant find their dick and stick it in a girl that definately wants on
"poor old jamers"
jamers by Jack Kelmer March 29, 2004
Jamers is a cool ass guy who is somewhat annoying talks alot and makes alot of side comments but is still a pretty cool person to hang around his dick might be small but his heart is big also he has a saggy ass for some reason his body sinks into himself
Jamers is a pretty cool dude
Jamers by Jamersssss January 19, 2022

Princess Jamers 

one member of the superhero group Team Gay. Princess Jamers consumes large amounts of Jamesons Whiskey. She has the power to Shhh people.
1) Princess Jamers that man is out of control. P.J: SHHHH!
2) Look a full bottle of whiskey, This looks like a job for Princess Jamers
Princess Jamers by Mark Dahl July 30, 2006

James Grimes 

A jewish man fluent in French, Spanish, Russian, Arabic and etc who happens to be a guitarist and though is intelligent chooses to be selfish with his talents.

known for his criminal behavior and unusual style which labels him as “built different” a true mystery which only further attracts any woman/girl to him.

James Grimes is an artist known for bad things

See “old J”
James grimes is a youtuber who’s disturbing political views only further labels him as “a force of nature” and “a bad influence” to society and people in general

James grimes is sexy asf
James Grimes by Uselessunited October 11, 2021

James Ladner 

The UFC just bleed guy. Really funny video on youtube, is an mma legend just because how freakin funny he looks in it. But is in jail til 2012 for recieving stolen property.. How sad. Look him up, its pretty damn funny.
The just bleed guy is so famous, tom lawlor dressed up like James Ladner (just bleed guy) at one of his weigh-ins
James Ladner by IDKButYouDo October 24, 2010

James beak 

A chicken, typically known as “botched” or just “beak” daughter of the old J.

Poshy often recognizes her name of james beak
James beak is a farm animal and daughter to the forbidden one, careful if you attempt to get close to beak as the forbidden one is always watching AND listening

junior often finds himself quoting songs with james beak as the subject of them
James beak by Tabitharabbit004 January 13, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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