Jackie Chu

Junior: ok I’m going to ask Jackie Chu if the sun is a planet
Cody: IT’S NOT A PLANET IDIOT!!!
Jackie Chu: Aww I so Asian, I can’t see a ting.

Jackie Chu by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

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jackie chu

A SuperMarioLogan character, he has a PhD in calculus (carcurus), is very asian so his eyes are so slant he can't see a thing.

Jackie Chu: Oh, herro (hello) Crass! (class) I'm Jackie.

jackie chu by yeboydoom May 31, 2018

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Jakie Chu

U DUMB AS SHIT

An asian teacher who works for the school called Y U DUMB has a son named Jakie Two who dishonor his family for not being in college he can't see shit cause his eye so slant... who's grandfather was killed by a fry so he must kill the fry to avenge his death.

Jakie Chu: JAKIE CHU WHAT R U DOING HERE YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE IN CORREGE
Jakie two: oh im sorry papa Im not as smart as you
Jakie Chu: CAUSE YOU DUMB! YOU DUMB AS SHIT
Jakie two: I know I dishonor famiry

Jakie Chu by Maddycute21 January 19, 2019

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Jakie Chu

U DUMB AS SHIT

An asian teacher who works for the school called Y U DUMB has a son named Jakie Two who dishonor his family for not being in college he can't see shit cause his eye so slant... who's grandfather was killed by a fry so he must kill the fry to avenge his death.

Jakie Chu: JAKIE CHU WHAT R U DOING HERE YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE IN CORREGE
Jakie two: oh im sorry papa Im not as smart as you
Jakie Chu: CAUSE YOU DUMB! YOU DUMB AS SHIT
Jakie two: I know I dishonor famiry

Jakie Chu by Maddycute21 January 19, 2019

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jackiechang

Your personal ninja- like a hybrid Data from The Goonies/Jackie Chan/yes man /best buddy

Chris is a JackieChang by my side and is like a personal Swiss army knife!

jackiechang by Acmeusa December 29, 2018

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