Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Acmeusa

Coitusey

To be overly polite and kind in the pursuit, and act of sexual intercouse.

Kyle treated Amber with the ultimate coitusey as he proceeded to caress her undercarriage in pursuit of her lady parts!

Coitusey by Acmeusa April 28, 2022

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The speed an efficiency at which an Asian male can function,especially driving.

John was so fast he was moving at pahkspeed. I think he was actually registered at "pahk 4"

pahkspeed by Acmeusa December 29, 2018

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Someone who's so caught up in the name and holiday that every day is Christmas in their book. They can't get enough.

Adam eats, sleeps and drinks it all year - he's CaptainChristmas!

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Your personal ninja- like a hybrid Data from The Goonies/Jackie Chan/yes man /best buddy

Chris is a JackieChang by my side and is like a personal Swiss army knife!

jackiechang by Acmeusa December 29, 2018

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A take on the "your momma" slam indicating that she also may have trouble with blood flow clotting.

Your momma is fat! Yeah, but yomommaclots! "

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The number of hours per day disgraced Congresswoman Corrine Brown worked (in her own words) before being sentenced to prison

Congresswoman Brown says she's serves her district like a physician, working twennysevensix.

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John and Alex from U Tappa Hoe Fraternity are simply rapist Americans

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