Acmeusa's definitions

twennysevensix

The number of hours per day disgraced Congresswoman Corrine Brown worked (in her own words) before being sentenced to prison

Congresswoman Brown says she's serves her district like a physician, working twennysevensix.

by Acmeusa July 10, 2018

Coitusey

To be overly polite and kind in the pursuit, and act of sexual intercouse.

Kyle treated Amber with the ultimate coitusey as he proceeded to caress her undercarriage in pursuit of her lady parts!

by Acmeusa April 28, 2022

Glary

To exclaim as in the way you'd use "glory!" with a southern gospel-ly sounding voice. As you'd use in church when you're agreeing with the pastor. Such as saying "amen"!

Glary, the Lord is good!

by Acmeusa June 28, 2018

jackiechang

Your personal ninja- like a hybrid Data from The Goonies/Jackie Chan/yes man /best buddy

Chris is a JackieChang by my side and is like a personal Swiss army knife!

by Acmeusa December 29, 2018

yomommaclots

A take on the "your momma" slam indicating that she also may have trouble with blood flow clotting.

Your momma is fat! Yeah, but yomommaclots! "

by Acmeusa July 11, 2018

pahkspeed

The speed an efficiency at which an Asian male can function,especially driving.

John was so fast he was moving at pahkspeed. I think he was actually registered at "pahk 4"

by Acmeusa December 29, 2018

captainchristmas

Someone who's so caught up in the name and holiday that every day is Christmas in their book. They can't get enough.

Adam eats, sleeps and drinks it all year - he's CaptainChristmas!

by Acmeusa December 29, 2018