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Stands for "Just Pot." It's the weed that is nothing to brag about. Usually reffered to when dealing with the redish brown stuff from mexico. Also reffered to as "Dirt Weed".
Hey man, you got the good stuff? No I just have some JP.
J.P. by Chris Duenas August 29, 2005
usually a person with a pretty big penis, and a great personality to match. it could stand for initials, while also sneakily meaning Jumbo Penis.
I love my J.P., he’s such a Taurus and so good in bed.
J.P. by ilovemybabyboyfor3ver January 28, 2019
I was j/p, Bob!
j/p by Mui October 18, 2001
You wanna come over tonight and have some fun lol J/P
J/P by @price5233 September 27, 2020
A: What's up?
B: j/p
j/p by Alex June 30, 2006
He is stupidly retarted and likes running around class screaming TIGER! If you meet him your luck will go down 75%. He loves everyone and is gay. He kisses boys and hates people named liam hernandez, Chase Lincaco, Asha Burnaford,and everyone in Egremont.
J.P by J.P Albert February 17, 2020
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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