Ken

The male version of a Karen. Basically, a white man who feels entitled.

Karen and Ken feel they don't need to wear face masks out in public.

by @price5233 July 19, 2020

lucky circle

The condom that you keep in your wallet just in case you get lucky.

I'm telling dad that lucky circle in your wallet isn't your lucky half dollar coin.

by @price5233 April 25, 2020

microghosting

Small silent brushoffs we are all guilty of doing at one time or another.

I didn't want to make a dish for the potluck Karen is hosting, so I just didn't respond to her email invitation. I am microghosting Karen since I am not going to respond to her email, but I'm not going to cut her out of my life completely.

by @price5233 January 21, 2020

adult kool-aid

Kool-aid that has been spiked with alcohol.

Child: Mommy, can I have a sip of your drink?
Mommy: No honey, this is mommy's adult kool-aid. I will get you some milk.

by @price5233 June 06, 2020

good influence friend

The friend who keeps you out of trouble when you hang out together.

Mike: Tonight I finna rob the bank on the corner. You in?
Chris: Nah man. Don't do that. Tomorrow let's go and apply for jobs.
Mike: You right Chris, you my good influence friend.

by @price5233 May 16, 2020

fmfl

fuck my fucking life

When you're having the worst day or situation ever and it's worse than saying fml, it's fmfl.

by @price5233 September 14, 2020

purse candy

Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.

Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.

by @price5233 June 20, 2020