coronavirus baby

The baby that was conceived during your 2 week self-quarantine because you and your bae had nothing else better to do than have sex.

In 9 months our coronavirus baby will be born because the store was also out of condoms.

by @price5233 March 15, 2020

J/P

Just playin'

You wanna come over tonight and have some fun lol J/P

by @price5233 September 28, 2020

social introvert

An introverted person who likes to hang out with people virtually and online rather than in person.

Nancy likes to spend a lot of time on social media, and not really hang out with people in real life very often. I'd consider a social introvert.

by @price5233 May 07, 2020

happy nail

The nail on each hand that is painted in a different color than the rest of your nails.

I have pink nail polish on all of my nails, except I have pink glitter nail polish on my ring finger nails so those are my happy nails.

by @price5233 April 24, 2020

microghosting

Small silent brushoffs we are all guilty of doing at one time or another.

I didn't want to make a dish for the potluck Karen is hosting, so I just didn't respond to her email invitation. I am microghosting Karen since I am not going to respond to her email, but I'm not going to cut her out of my life completely.

by @price5233 January 22, 2020

good influence friend

The friend who keeps you out of trouble when you hang out together.

Mike: Tonight I finna rob the bank on the corner. You in?
Chris: Nah man. Don't do that. Tomorrow let's go and apply for jobs.
Mike: You right Chris, you my good influence friend.

by @price5233 May 17, 2020

lucky circle

The condom that you keep in your wallet just in case you get lucky.

I'm telling dad that lucky circle in your wallet isn't your lucky half dollar coin.

by @price5233 April 25, 2020