fmfl

fuck my fucking life

When you're having the worst day or situation ever and it's worse than saying fml, it's fmfl.

by @price5233 September 14, 2020

purse candy

Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.

Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.

by @price5233 June 20, 2020

social introvert

An introverted person who likes to hang out with people virtually and online rather than in person.

Nancy likes to spend a lot of time on social media, and not really hang out with people in real life very often. I'd consider a social introvert.

by @price5233 May 06, 2020

microghosting

Small silent brushoffs we are all guilty of doing at one time or another.

I didn't want to make a dish for the potluck Karen is hosting, so I just didn't respond to her email invitation. I am microghosting Karen since I am not going to respond to her email, but I'm not going to cut her out of my life completely.

by @price5233 January 21, 2020

adult kool-aid

Kool-aid that has been spiked with alcohol.

Child: Mommy, can I have a sip of your drink?
Mommy: No honey, this is mommy's adult kool-aid. I will get you some milk.

by @price5233 June 06, 2020

Ken

The male version of a Karen. Basically, a white man who feels entitled.

Karen and Ken feel they don't need to wear face masks out in public.

by @price5233 July 19, 2020

J/P

Just playin'

You wanna come over tonight and have some fun lol J/P

by @price5233 September 27, 2020