The baby that was conceived during your 2 week self-quarantine because you and your bae had nothing else better to do than have sex.
In 9 months our coronavirus baby will be born because the store was also out of condoms.
Buy a
coronavirus baby
mug!
Small silent brushoffs we are all guilty of doing at one time or another.
I didn't want to make a dish for the potluck Karen is hosting, so I just didn't respond to her email invitation. I am microghosting Karen since I am not going to respond to her email, but I'm not going to cut her out of my life completely.
The condom that you keep in your wallet just in case you get lucky.
I'm telling dad that lucky circle in your wallet isn't your lucky half dollar coin.
An introverted person who likes to hang out with people virtually and online rather than in person.
Nancy likes to spend a lot of time on social media, and not really hang out with people in real life very often. I'd consider a social introvert.
Buy a
social introvert
mug!
The male version of a Karen. Basically, a white man who feels entitled.
Karen and Ken feel they don't need to wear face masks out in public.
Just playin'
You wanna come over tonight and have some fun lol J/P
fuck my fucking life
When you're having the worst day or situation ever and it's worse than saying fml, it's fmfl.
