J.P

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He is stupidly retarted and likes running around class screaming TIGER! If you meet him your luck will go down 75%. He loves everyone and is gay. He kisses boys and hates people named liam hernandez, Chase Lincaco, Asha Burnaford,and everyone in Egremont.

J.P sucks.

J.P by J.P Albert February 17, 2020

J.P

The bitty god

YOU EVER TOLD A BITCH, I GOT G'S? YOU EVER MADE A BITTY HIT HER KNEES? WELL GUESS WHAT, IM J.P!

J.P by 0h$h!tY&11Dumb@$He11 April 24, 2024

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J.P

Someone who one would describe as a “thieving nonce” , known for stealing anything he can get his dirty kiddy fiddling hands on, schoffels in particular.

i hope J.P gets hit by a bus today
get home before 10 kids, otherwise J.P will get you

J.P by THOMAS INNIT November 23, 2024

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j/p

just playin'

I was j/p, Bob!

j/p by Mui October 18, 2001

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j.p.

J.P. stands for jewish princess. jewish princess refers to a jewish girl who is very spoiled by her parents, and gets mainly everything she wants.

"man, that girl is such a j.p. her dad gets her everything"

j.p. by amaziing person December 11, 2008

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J/P

Just playin'

You wanna come over tonight and have some fun lol J/P

J/P by @price5233 September 27, 2020

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J.P.

Stands for "Just Pot." It's the weed that is nothing to brag about. Usually reffered to when dealing with the redish brown stuff from mexico. Also reffered to as "Dirt Weed".

Hey man, you got the good stuff? No I just have some JP.

J.P. by Chris Duenas August 29, 2005

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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