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The best godamn thing ever created. The name came from Jurassic Park because they plant was used in the movie jurassic park and the first letters of those words is J.P. And it is seriously the coolest thing on the earth and i love it to hell and stuff.
Dude look, a family of J.P. Weed!
by pimpmasterM May 18, 2003
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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