J.J.B
J.J.B or also know ans Juicy Jizz Bag is when you have nothing to not into except for any type of plastic bag and you get it everywhere while trying t aim inside it
J.J.B by flimmmy flammy nigga September 29, 2021
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S.J.B.R.
noun. verbal slang (Slow Jerk and Ball Rub) hand job
An acronym used primarily by young men, usually as a joke, to tell their friends that they are grateful for a favor and that they will repay them one way or another.
An acronym used primarily by young men, usually as a joke, to tell their friends that they are grateful for a favor and that they will repay them one way or another.
Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.)
1. An elite group of co-conspirators, greater than the Illuminatti, who happen to be your best friends. This group appears to be helping you on on their side, but are continually seeking your demise. Their name is derived from the most famous traitors in history, Judas Iscariot and Marcus Brutus. This team has all the charm of King Cobra, and all the smarts, training, and resources of the Navy SEALS and the CIA wrapped up in a suit of body armor. Any unfortunate event or personal downfall can be directly attributed to their actions, but you will never be able to prove it. Their tactics include personal life hijacking, anonymous Blackberry hacking, beat downs, and all forms of depravity and debauchery. They daily meet in their secret J.B.C. underground lair before you wake up to discuss how they will mess with you.
Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.) by keith0824 July 18, 2010
B.J.B.M.
B.J.B.M. by cfunkadelic November 19, 2010
W.W.J.B.D.?
What Would James Bond Do
When you're in a shitbox situation, you needs the brilliance, charisma, slyness, and sheer will of James Bond.
When you're in a shitbox situation, you needs the brilliance, charisma, slyness, and sheer will of James Bond.
Oh Shit...i thought this one night stand 3-way with these 2 smokin Russian hotties was too easy...bitches tied me up and are planning on using a big ol' table mounted laser to kill me...hmm...W.W.J.B.D.?
W.W.J.B.D.? by stinkoe February 27, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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