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J-vo 

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A guy who you are hooking up with--or dating--but not officially boyfriend-girlfriend with.

(If referring to a girl: J-va)
"Wow, that Jeffrey is such a tool--he's always a j-vo, never someone's actual boyfriend."
J-vo by 312CHICA October 14, 2009
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J'Von 

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J'Von is a big strong man. Usually a football player. A funny ass guy who loves women and football.

Huge cock
Damn why can I be J'Von
J'Von by DaddyLeggy March 14, 2017
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Related Words
J-von • j’von • J-vo • J'vone • j'vontay • J’Vonna • Jvob • JVONATE • Jvonn • Jvonne

j'vontay 

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J'vontay is a kid who goes to Rolesville high, he look like 21 savage and he smoke alot and his girlfriend is chanel. 21 21 21, pew pew pew.
Hey have you seen J'vontay??

Yeah, I seen 21 at lunch.
j'vontay by tymir the fboi December 20, 2016
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J’Vonna 

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Jvonna big boned and big heart ♥️ she make people laugh when they have a rainy day

This beautiful girl has everything

Her name is Jvonna
J’Vonna Is the funniest person I’ve ever met the loudest person I’ve ever met and the big hearted person I ever met.
J’Vonna by Jv money 💵 June 24, 2019
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J-von 

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Extreme superhero, known to kick everyones ass, also a Tech teacher. He has unlimited knowledge and outwits the helmeted Masquerade any day of the week. Prominent as a superhero in the mid 20th century, later hid his superhero image and let himself go to become a teacher.
" Its a blimp! Its a crane! No! It's J-von! "

Student: sir I need help
Jvon: Get Out.
J-von by dan444448 September 18, 2011
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j’von

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J’von is one of the funniest guys you could ever meet.
Person One: Did you hear what J’von said at recess? I literally almost peed!

Person Two: Yeah! He is super funny!
j’von by 32.character_limit February 25, 2018
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J’von

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A boy who is stuck up, head too far up his ass, and trash at football. His head is really long & he licks balls & sucks dick for a living. He’ll say things that he thinks hurt your feelings when they really didn’t 😂. Gets beat up at lunch, and thinks he’s still cool for it🥺. This boy goes to Wyoming Valley West. He’ll lick your balls in the back of class for 50 cents. !! 🤑
“Wow, J’von is a scummy fag. Ayo Elijah, best his ass again!”
J’von by Igotohanoverarea September 22, 2019
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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